Cowboys and pioneers, come lend your eyes and ears.
牛仔和拓荒者们,请你们侧耳倾听。
I've got the need to testify.
我有作证的必要。
Don't try to fill your nest out in the open west
不要试图在开阔的西部填满你的窝
'cuz there's a million ways to die.
因为死亡的方式有千千万万种。
Six bullets in the gut or just a paper cut
腹部中了六颗子弹或者只是一个伤口
Too many ways to quantify.
量化的方式太多了。
They'll cut your ankle off to cure a minor cough
他们会砍掉你的脚踝来治愈你的咳嗽
'cuz there's a million ways to die.
因为死亡的方式有千千万万种。
A million ways to die
一百万种死法
It's a hundred and one in the shade of the sun.
在阳光的照耀下,这是一张一百零一张的照片。
If you fall asleep, you fry.
睡着了就炸
A million ways to die
一百万种死法
You can live like a saint but there just really ain't
你可以过着圣人一般的生活但事实并非如此
no avoiding a million ways to die.
无法避免一百万种死法。
Smallpox and bigger pox, and deadly tomahawks
天花还有更大的天花还有致命的战斧
Or God forbid you steal a pie.
或者上帝不允许你偷派。
They'll blast you into shards for bein' good at cards.
他们会把你打成碎片因为你擅长玩牌。
'cuz there's a million ways to die.
因为死亡的方式有千千万万种。
Out on the desert plains it hardly ever rains
沙漠平原几乎不下雨
and you can hear coyotes cry.
你可以听到土狼的叫声。
They'll eat you up and then they'll **** you out again
他们会将你生吞活剥然后再次将你消灭
'cuz there's a million ways to die.
因为死亡的方式有千千万万种。
A million ways to die
一百万种死法
With a whoosh and a whack there's a knife in your back
枪声四起你背上插着一把刀
'cuz you got a fancy tie...
因为你的领带很高级。
A million ways to die
一百万种死法
It's a kick in the pants but you don't have a chance
这是一个机会但你没有机会
of escaping a million ways to die.
逃脱一百万种死法
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有一百万种办法可以让《3018,-136159,0》死去