Rocks and salt
A small umbrella and I'm fine
But straight from the bottle might save me a little time
I don't need no chaser
Baby
I don't need no lime
Are you there jose
Is there no reason to your rhyme
Don't let this night ever end
Don't let this bottle run dry
Don't let this room spin around my head
'Cause it's one shot
Two shots
Three shots
Four
We haven't had enough until we've had a little more
It's 1 o'clock
2 o'clock
3 o'clock
4
We were swimming in tequila
Now we're sleeping on the floor
Lost and loaded
Losing track of it tonight
Maybe I got married
Maybe I got in a fight
But I saw the devil in a flashing neon light
He said
You'll be fine as long as you stick with me tonight
So don't let this night ever end
Don't let this bottle run dry
Don't let this room spin around my head
'Cause it's one shot
Two shots
Three shots
Four
We haven't had enough until we've had a little more
It's 1 o'clock
2 o'clock
3 o'clock
4
I think I'm watching television
I'm not really sure
It's one shot
Two shots
Three shots
Four
My stinging ears are ringing
Throat is burning
Legs are sore
It's 1 o'clock
2 o'clock
3 o'clock
4
We were swimming in tequila
Now we're sleeping on the floor
In the winter of my discontent
The darkest hour of my despair
You hardly impaired double vision
I thought but wasn't sure
That I saw you seated alone across a crowded room
And as I approached what I thought had to be
The most beautiful girl in the world
Looking lonely and in need of quality conversation
I realized it was not you
But actually
A large cardboard cut out of joe camel
Holding a surfboard and I was ashamed
So don't let this night ever end
Don't let this bottle run dry
Don't let this room spin around my head
'Cause it's one shot
Two shots
Three shots
Four
We haven't had enough until we've had a little more
It's 1 o'clock
2 o'clock
3 o'clock
4
I think I'm watching television
I'm not really sure
It's one shot
Two shots
Three shots
Four
My stinging ears are ringing
Throat is burning
Legs are sore
It's 1 o'clock
2 o'clock
3 o'clock
4
We were swimming in tequila
Now we're sleeping on the floor