I had 3% and a dream
Stuck in traffic, caffeine and memes
Maps won't load, my soul can't cope
One bar of signal, zero hope
Tried to call for help — phone said "nope"
I'm emotionally buffering, can't elope
Low battery high drama!
Heart racing like it's a telenovela
Can't take pics, can't call Momma
If I die here, blame the charger trauma
Low battery high stakes!
Tried to send a text — it froze, then breaks
All my files, all my dreams
Dying slowly with 2% beams
I closed all apps to stay alive
Praying to the gods of USB-C life
I saw a plug across the floor
But like my ex, it ghosted me hardcore
Reality's hitting, no screen to hide
Just me, my thoughts... and a charger I can't find
Low battery high drama!
Even TikTok gave up on my karma
Face went dark, my light went out
I whispered "Goodbye" with digital doubt
"Power saving mode activated
Emotion suppression: failed"
Low battery high draaaaamaaa!
Life flashes in 5% panorama
Siri said, "I'm not sure I understand"
Neither do I, girl. Hold my hand