I'm impartial but not too impartial
So i'll wrestle you
For the pink to your roadster
There's a difference
Between neutral and nonpartisan
When there is strong
Enough evidence supporting
Every insect thinks himself
An individual
If only something between
A louse and loser
But it is always
My unconditional opinion
That all human vermin
Are worth one viewing
If you'll do your dodgy
Freelance work for free
Then just squirm your way
To the back of the salon
And ignore the vodka bottles
And piss in the alley
Then welcome
To the independent worm saloon
For all separatists
From across the ethanol sea
There are slippery items
To which to hold on
So save a tequila maggot
For your mommy
When you come
To the independent worm saloon
There is independence
From some things external
But you'll feel like a punk
In a funeral parlor
Drinking wood alcohol
Cocktails from a log cabin
It sure looks like we've
All worked for a living
But we're snug as bedbug
In a bulimic brothel
The bartender's tattoo says
His mom is a monster
When you've seen every
Overripe pear shaped person
You'll have sufficient doubts
About what you're seeing
If you'll do your dodgy
Freelance work for free
Then just squirm your way
To the back of the salon
And ignore the vodka bottles
And piss in the alley
Then welcome
To the independent worm saloon
For all separatists
From across the ethanol sea
There are slippery items
To which to hold on
So save a tequila maggot
For your mommy
When you come
To the independent worm saloon