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Mum!
Dad!
Bingo!
Bluey!
Hey, Bluey!
Calypso's telling a story!
Ooh.
There once was an old dog
who had sat on a chest by the side of the road for all his life,
begging for treats.
Up you get, Snickers.
One day, a gnome came by
and said to the old dog, 'have you tried opening that chest you sit on
to see what's inside?'
'Oh no, of course not.
There's nothing inside. It is empty.'
Can I sit next to you, Coco?
But the gnome insisted that the old dog opened the chest,
and when he did,
he discovered that it was full of treats!
That doesn't make any sense!
This episode of Bluey is called
Typewriter.
Why didn't the old dog look in the chest sooner?
I'm not sure.
Well, I'm going to write a story
where he looks in the chest straight away
and eats all the treats.
Hey, where'd the real typewriter go?
Oh, I don't know.
I'll go ask Calypso.
I can't be a story writer without a real typewriter.
Hey, Snickers, what's wrong?
Everyone else has learned to sit except me.
But you're a sausage dog.
It's gonna take you longer.
Why?
'Cause you're longer.
Ohh, I hate being a sausage dog.
Why don't you come with me to see Calypso?
Maybe she can help you, too.
Okay.
Thanks, Bluey.
Hey, Winton, what's wrong?
Everyone keeps running away from me.
Oh, no, they don't.
They do!
Winton! Well, why don't you come
and see Calypso with us?
Maybe she can help.
Okay, let's keep going!
I'll follow you!
Oh, no! The English are approaching!
Archers, ready!
Ready!
Hold... and... fire!
And... fire!
Hey! We're shooting bows and arrows at you.
Not real ones!
They're pretend real.
We're not playing your game.
We're going to see Calypso.
I'm looking for the real typewriter.
Ohh!
Please can you pretend that they're pretend real?
Oh, okay.
Arrows! Get down!
Hooray!
And... fire!
How're we gonna get past them?
Snickers!
You sneak around through those skinny trees.
And then wait at the top of the hill
to do you know what.
Oh yeah, okay!
Run your little sausage dog legs!
They're trying to outflank us!
I'm going into those skinny trees.
Oh! Why do you get to go into the skinny trees?
because you got to sit in the boot seat this morning,
even though it was my turn,
'cause I said 'boot seat!'
at breakfast before you.
Oh, alright.
For Scotland!
For Scotland!
I'm coming!
Where are you?
What was that?
Why aren't they attacking us?
I don't know.
Well, I'm going to scout.
Oh, why do you get to scout?
'Cause you got to sit closest to the tap last night,
even though I said, 'close tap!'
first, on the way from Jiu-Jitsu.
Oh, alright.
For Scotland!
One's coming!
What do we do?
I know, when he comes,
ask him a question and then he'll run away.
Okay!
Wait. What question?
Any question. It doesn't matter.
Ask him if he's gluten free.
Alright then.
Wait. Why will he run away if I ask him
if he's gluten free?
'Cause you're a space invader.
Oh, okay.
Wait. What's a space invader?
It's someone who stands too close.
Like what you're doing right now.
Oh.
Most people stay about...
this far apart.
But you don't.
You get right up close.
'Cause I'm a space invader?
Yeah.
Oh! Is that why people
keep on running away from me?
Yeah, probably.
Try it.
Freeze!
Are you gluten free?
Winton, not so close!
Just tell me. Are you gluten free?
You're right, Bluey!
Come on!
Where are you?
Archers... ready!
How're we going to get past the arrows?
Use a shield!
But I don't have a shield!
Use this one!
Oh, thanks.
Hang on.
Hey, I'm shooting bows and arrows at you!
Yeah, and I'm badoinging them with my shield.
Oh no!
Hooray!
Come on, Winton!
Get em!
Oh no, they're catching up to us!
Snickers! Now!
Sausage... roll!
I love being a sausage dog!
Hooray!
Good one, Snickers!
Hey, Winton, look!
I'm not a space invader!
Hey, wait up, guys!
Let's play that again!
Hi, Calypso.
Hello, Bluey.
How can I help you?
I can't find the real typewriter.
Oh, are you being a story writer?
Yes.
Well, it's around here somewhere.
Oh, hey, how did you get past the terriers?
I used a shield.
See?
That's a nice shield, alright.
Thanks.
Okay, typewriter, where is it?
Oh, what if I asked you to show me a typewriter?
That's a lovely typewriter, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
Thanks, Calypso.
I'm going to write my story now.
Okay, have fun!