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G33k Squad (Geek Squad) - Former Fat Boys/Saltine/Hard Corey/Schooly Bus
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
I remove your spyware
我帮你清除恶意软件
Then remove your clothes
再为你卸下防备
It's like old-school pornos the way these hoes react
她们的反应像老式影片般直接
Fixing a problem up in a snap
转眼间就修复故障
I simply plug in the jack just like that
我轻巧地接入接口
Then back on the 'net
随即重返网络
They want to connect
她们渴望连线
A little nerd magic gets them nice and wet
用技术魔法让她们心潮荡漾
Walk into the door with my nerdy geek squad
带着极客小队推门而入
Like a secret agent and I'm en route
像个特工般整装待发
To make your pc sex life reboot
让你的电脑重获新生
It's a paradox I've found it does not compute
这矛盾逻辑难以运算
But every ho I help just wants me when I'm through
但每个求助者都对我念念不忘
Yes I make house calls
没错我提供上门服务
Whose next maybe you when I knock on the door
下一个或许就是你当我叩响门扉
At least pretend that you want me
至少假装你需要我
For my skills not my little ben
别只盯着我的小本本 更该看重我的技术
That you want me for my straight-up pc knowledge
你找我是因为我精通电脑的真本事
Let me fix your gear before you make my text solid
让我先修好你的设备 再谈别的
You save kids at school your money's all spent
你在学校资助孩子 钱都花光了
Huffing cans of paint is an embarrassment
吸油漆罐这种事太丢人现眼
But you're good for it
不过你还是有本事的
You work off your debt
你在用工作还债
Who says you don't get girls just messing with the 'net
谁说搞网络的把不到妹
And playing with computers all day long
整日与电脑为伴
Spinning hard disks like DJ john
转动硬盘如DJ打碟般熟练
At your house no doubt I'm your Mom's james bond
登门服务时 我便是你母亲心中的邦德
Sometimes all I do is flip the switch on
有时只需轻触开关
I'm on the geek squad geek squad
我是极客小队成员 极客小队
We answer the phone
随时接听您的来电
I'm on the geek squad geek squad
我是极客小队成员 极客小队
We come to your home
即刻上门为您解难
I'm on the geek squad geek squad
我是极客小队成员 极客小队
When you're all alone
当你独自一人时
I'm on the geek squad geek squad
我是极客小队成员 极客小队
Get ready to moan
准备好迎接愉悦吧
We gonna fix you up so good
我们会让你焕然一新
Make you feel so good
让你感觉如此美妙
Make you say oh good only like a nerd could
让你像书呆子般发出满足的赞叹
They call my home like around the clock
他们日夜不停地拨打我家电话
My homepage is meatspin
我的主页是旋转的诱惑
I busted winsock
我修复了网络连接
No more viagra
不再需要辅助工具
I miss your big cock
想念你的雄风
It keeps all ringing and I'm like ahh stop
铃声不断响起让我难以招架
But I got a job to do
但我还有工作要完成
Hard to know to got it to see it through
难以确定能否坚持到底
I pledge exile from dll hell
我发誓要摆脱系统困境
Got my bag draw my bug and I do it very well
带着工具包 我技术娴熟游刃有余
How'd you do that is a favorite question
"怎么做到的"是最常听到的问题
Well I googled the problem and followed directions
我搜索故障代码 按步骤解决问题
Where'd you learn that is a favorite question
"哪里学的"是最常听到的问题
Well I googled positions and followed my erection
我检索亲密指南 听从本能指引
I followed that clue right toward you hottie
顺着线索找到你 火辣的小甜心
Made you scream ay ya like doing karate
让你尖叫得像在练空手道
Fix your computer like I was scotty
修电脑就像星际迷航的斯科特
Then I captain kirk ya and rock ya body
我会像柯克船长般征服你的身心
Humpty-hump you logically
用逻辑让你欲罢不能
So much that they call me spock g
他们称我为史波克大师
G for garby spock for vulcan
G代表技术 史波克代表星际魅力
They even call me when sh*t's not broken
连设备完好时他们也会召唤我
Horny housewives are an old cliche
寂寞主妇已是老套剧情
We even get calls from guys these days
如今连男士们也来电求助
I try to help but I don't swing that way
我尽力帮忙但恕不奉陪某些要求
But some asians so it's all okay
但有些亚洲人觉得这没什么问题
I learned long ago that power is knowledge
我早就明白 知识就是力量
Working sororities pay for college
为女生联谊会修电脑赚学费
And kept me busy like daily nightly
让我日夜忙碌不停歇
I felt directly what they fix be
她们的需求我直接体会
If you got a problem well I got what it takes
你有问题 我有解决之道
Cause when I stroke the keys they call me bill gates
当我敲击键盘 她们叫我比尔盖茨
If your computers broke you're a lonely Mom
若你电脑坏了 寂寞妈妈
When I'm getting head they call me steve jobs
当我施展才华时 他们都称我为乔布斯
They call me bryce case cause I always get in
唤我机箱侠 因我总能轻松接入
And I'm so damn they call me IBM
我如此强悍 他们叫我蓝色巨人
And when their memory broke down because of a crash
当她们系统崩溃记忆丢失
And my janes just call me yt trash
我的甜心们却笑称我是垃圾站
I'm on the geek squad geek squad
我是极客小队成员 极客小队
We answer the phone
随时接听您的来电
I'm on the geek squad geek squad
我是极客小队成员 极客小队
We come to your home
即刻上门为您解难
I'm on the geek squad geek squad
我是极客小队成员 极客小队
When you're all alone
当你独自一人时
I'm on the geek squad geek squad
我是极客小队成员 极客小队
Get ready to moan
准备好迎接愉悦吧
We gonna fix you up so good
我们会让你焕然一新
Make you feel so good
让你感觉如此美妙
Make you say oh good only like a nerd could
让你像书呆子般发出满足的赞叹
When the record touch the needle
当唱片轻触唱针
Catch you pulling up in my black and white beetle
看你停在我的黑白甲壳虫旁
Waving at the people
向人群挥手致意
Hey how you're doing
嘿 最近怎么样
I'm freaking nick burns move out the way
我是尼克·伯恩斯 麻烦让一让
Let me fix this today
今天就来搞定它
Whip out my leathermen
掏出我的皮套工具
Is that a screw let me get that for you
那是螺丝吗 让我帮你解决
Yes I know that you do
我知道你正有此意
Want a nerd in your life here's my card
想要个技术宅？这是我的名片
Give me a call after 8 when I'm off
八点下班后随时来电
I move the gadgets and ish to my trunk
把设备工具塞进后备箱
You can get cozy and sit right up front
你可以舒舒服服坐副驾
I will let you play with my stereo
任你摆弄我的音响系统
And I'll teach you to work it correctly you know
手把手教你专业操作
Like a pro I'm the captain just call up my squad
像专家般调度整个团队
Reread the card call the top number
重读卡片拨打顶部的号码
The former fat boys will come by in slumber
昔日胖男孩们会悄然来访
Party with yt yes xbox all nighty
整夜与游戏机狂欢作乐
I'm on the geek squad geek squad
我是极客小队成员 极客小队
We answer the phone
随时接听您的来电
I'm on the geek squad geek squad
我是极客小队成员 极客小队
We come to your home
即刻上门为您解难
I'm on the geek squad geek squad
我是极客小队成员 极客小队
When you're all alone
当你独自一人时
I'm on the geek squad geek squad
我是极客小队成员 极客小队
Get ready to moan
准备好迎接愉悦吧
We gonna fix you up so good
我们会让你焕然一新
Make you feel so good
让你感觉如此美妙
Make you say oh good only like a nerd could
让你像书呆子般发出满足的赞叹