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Hip Hop Quotables - Ludacris
Written by：Chris Bridges/Erick Sermon
High my name's Ludacris and I'm high as girrafes butts
And I'm close to the edge so
Your parents can come push me
I curse so much just to get on they nerves
I got kids actin a fool from the traps to the burbs
My filthy mouf it won't fight cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth fairy aahhh
And took my old teeth back
I'll take a sh*t on the equator the size of a crater
And make Government officials breath harder than Darth Vader
It's the chicken the beer that make luda keep rappin
But no pork on my fork I 'dont even speak pig Latin
I go fishin on my lake wit yo b**ch as da bait
Plus I eat many M C's but I 'dont gain no weight
The number 1 chief rocker clean out your rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board your more shook than maracas
But my tricks ain't for kids if
You dig 'em you'll get smaked
I'll clock yah I'll spring forward you'll fall back whoo
Every album that I drop has got more than ten bangers yeah
Thats 'cause I'm a shot caller ya'll fools are crank yankers bells
Ain't a d**n thing changed but the ice on my chain
I get chicks from Portland oregon to Portland maine
Now I role up torpedoes get blunted wit rastas
For a hefty fee I'm on your record like bob castas yeah
I own so many jerseys I'm a throw back mess
I hit the cleaners an tell 'em
I want a full court press owe
So mama toast yah glass while I'm countin my cash
'Cause every single is a smash
I'm hot as a camals a** ha
The competition never just wanna admit that they lost
And that they last about as
Long as my part in the wash
From your car to a crap game no one rolls witchu
One of mini me's shoes got more soul than you ok
So by the time you figure out why your record ain't spinnin
I'm in the strip club smokin wit
Presedent clinton
So stand clear of the long side burns and go tee
They made the mold of the p*nis enlarger off me me
I'll be in another when I hit from the back back
Not to mention my refrigerators taller than shaq yeah
So yippie ka ye yippie yi yi yo yo if you
Can't swim 'dont smoke my hydro dro
I've been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on
But alotta ya'll are more stuck up than tampons whoo
So wash all you sins away and start prayin yeah
If God's line is busy you might
Have to two way him uh hmm
And catch me in your back yard playin' croquet
And when I'm drunk I'll be tellin
Kids drugs are bad umm kay
Or watch me swing my chains at the Rascals of Peko
Got seven cars I get all my rims at chrome depot
And people think I'm bad they say ooh he's so evil
'Cause I go on blind dates with
Actual blind people owe
But my albums out the store
Yours be on the shelf uh hmm
I heard you masterbate alot so ya'll keep to yourself
'Cause these women want a man to stay up and stay strong
Like the N B A you gotta play hard or go home
All that sh*t that ya'll talkin
Ya'll can pop it to them
'Cause ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I'll put my foot so deep in your
A** that you can smell it
And your breath'll turn to
Footlocker water repelant
I'm the man I got money far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group I split
Dough wit me me and me
So much money in my jewelery that I'm d**n near sorry
So I'ma trade my earings in and get a ferrari whoo
I buy cars wit straight cash have meetins wit donald trump
Yall meet wit honda no payments for 12 months
Take a look at your life and no wonder your so sad
Ya'll put up wit more sh*t than a colostomy bag
Ha ha ha