Man buns, Bruce Jenner, and people who are cats,
What happened to this world? Where the hell am I at?
Used to be simple, rules wrote down black and white
Now it's fifty shades of wrong parading as right
Boys wear makeup, girls grow beards
Kids pee in litter, I call that weird.
You speak your mind, they shut you down,
Cancel your show, run you outta town.
Where the hell am I at, where's the world I knew?
Used to be tough love, red, white, and blue
Now it's hashtags, hurt feelings, and digital mobs
And nobody's workin', they're all quittin' their jobs
I don't hate change, I ain't that cold
But what we're callin' brave used to just be bold
A man could stumble, a man could fall
Now they blame the system and tear down the wall
Where the hell am I at, where's the truth gone wrong
Feels like we traded sense for sing-along songs
I ain't preachin' hate — I'm just sayin' the facts
I miss the days when men had each other's backs
I don't want perfect, just real and raw
A little more grit and a little more law
A handshake meant somethin', your word was gold
Now it's all gone viral and then it gets old
Where the hell am I at, where's the map back home
To a world with a spine and folks full-grown
Man buns, Bruce Jenner, and folks meowin' like cats
I ain't mad — just wonderin' where the hell I'm at
Hell, maybe I'm just lost in time...
Or maybe the world's lost its good God damn mind