Well I finally found a sitter who'd stay late on Friday night
So I could do some dancin' underneath them neon lights
Get out of the kitchen do a little catchin' up with my old man
And I couldn't help but notice girl that you keep slinking by
Stealing his attention with the twinkle in your eye
You're causing an involuntary clenching of the fingers on my hand
So honey move along and find a place to park yourself while you still can
Don't make me take my earrings out
Cause I'll show what a cat-fight's all about
I'll throw you down and mop the floor
A man like mine's worth fighting for
Don't make me take my earrings out
And I bet I spent an hour at the bathroom vanity
Trying to turn a mom into a ballroom beauty queen
I don't wanna mess it up
But trust me honey I ain't scared to break a nail
Yeah and I'd be glad to spend a night in jail
Aww hell
So don't make me take my earrings out
Cause I'll show what a cat-fight's all about
If you come waltzing my once more
I'll drag your but right out the door
So don't make me take my earrings out
So don't make me take my earrings out
Cause I'll show what a cat-fight's all about
I'll throw you down and mop the floor
A man like mine's worth fighting for
Don't make me take my earrings out
If you come waltzing by once more
I'll throw you down and mop the floor
And drag your butt right out the door
A man like mine's worth fighting for
So don't make me take my earrings out