So I'm dumping a jerk, bye-bye weirdo
So I'm dumping a jerk, bye-bye weirdo
I'm dumping a jerk, bye-bye weirdo
(Uh)
(Yeah)
You showed up late with that lopsided grin
Two-day-old coffee and some discount gin
You called it mystique it smelled like regret
You bragged for an hour about a vape you invented
Take your drama your socks your ego
I'm dumping a jerk feels good though
You can go smack your phone hunt your FOMO
I'm dumping a jerk what a strange little perk
Of loving myself more than your hurt
You lost my birthday at a poker game
Came home with a cactus didn't know my name
You said "I'm an artist an unfinished chore"
Your biggest creation is crumbs on the floor
Take your playlist your plants that fake bravado
I'm dumping a jerk feels good though
Turn your sorry day into my bravo show
I'm dumping a jerk what a sweet little perk
Of loving myself more than your hurt
You can keep the hoodie it smells like fries
You can keep that theory that the moon's a lie
You can keep your podcast about my brain
I'll keep my keys and the last of my champagne (sip)
Take your conspiracy charts and your cargo
I'm dumping a jerk feels good though
Got-got the freedom groove in my torso
I'm dumping a jerk what a lifelong perk
To never let you call my chaos quirk