Biggest Aspidistra In The World - Gracie Fields
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
For years we had an aspidistra in a flower pot
多年来,我们有一盆天门冬在花盆里
On the whatnot near the 'atstand in the 'all
放在大厅帽架旁的架子上
It didn't seem to grow 'til one day our brother Joe
它似乎一直没长,直到有一天我们的哥哥乔
Had a notion that he'd make it strong and tall
有了一个想法,要让它长得又高又壮
So he's crossed it with an acorn from an oak tree
于是他将它与橡树的橡子杂交
And he's planted it against the garden wall
并把它种在花园的墙边
It shot up like a rocket 'til it's nearly reached the sky
它像火箭一样迅速生长,几乎触及天空
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
这是世界上最大的天门冬
We couldn't see the top of it it got so bloomin' high
我们看不到它的顶端 它长得太高了
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
这是世界上最大的天门冬
When father's had a snoot full at his pub 'The Bunch of Grapes'
当父亲在“葡萄串”酒馆喝得酩酊大醉
He doesn't go all fighting mad and getting into scrapes
他不会发疯打架或惹是生非
No you'll find him in his bear-skin playing Tarzan of the apes
不 你会发现他披着熊皮扮演人猿泰山
Off the biggest aspidistra in the world
从世界上最大的天门冬上跳下来
We have to get it watered by the local fire brigade
我们得请当地的消防队来给它浇水
So they put the water rates up half a crown
于是他们把水费提高了半克朗
The roots stuff up the drains grow along the country lanes
根系堵塞了下水道,沿着乡间小路生长
And they came up half a mile outside the town
它们甚至蔓延到城外半英里处
Once we hired an auditorium for a hot house
有一次我们租了一个礼堂作为温室
But a jealous rival went and burnt it down
但一个嫉妒的对手把它烧毁了
The tom cats and their sweethearts love to spend their evenings out
公猫和它们的伴侣喜欢在晚上外出
Up the biggest aspidistra in the world
攀爬世界上最大的天门冬
They all begin meowing when the buds begin to sprout
当新芽开始萌发时,它们都开始喵喵叫
From the biggest aspidistra in the world
来自世界上最大的天门冬
The dogs all come around for miles a lovely sight to see
狗狗们从四面八方赶来 这景象令人心旷神怡
They sniff around for hours and hours and wag their tails with glee
它们嗅来嗅去 乐此不疲 欢快地摇着尾巴
So I've had to put a notice up to say it's not a tree
所以我不得不贴出告示 声明它不是一棵树
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
这是世界上最大的天门冬