Started out like any other night
We went out to drink and dance
All I knows, I was feeling alright
Then the lights went out after that
I woke up, I'm still drunk
Oh, Lordy me, this sucks
My head is spinnin', my ears are ringing
And I don't know which end is up
I've got a long day at work today
And now, it just got longer
I think I need to sit down and pray
Need something to help get stronger
I woke up, I'm still drunk
Oh, Lordy me, this sucks
My head is spinnin', my ears are ringing
And I don't know which end is up
Ya think I'd know better by this point in life
But, we had us some fun, me and my wife
I knew I was drunk, I still drank some more
We spent too much time out on the floor
Don't know how we got home
But I know we're here
One thing is for sure
I had way too much beer
I'll say it again, I swear
This time is my last
But, come tomorrow
I'm sure that will be in the past
I'm off and running, more like a crawl
Need to make it through today
I might need to hide and nap in the stall
I don't care, they can keep my pay
I woke up, I'm still drunk
Oh, Lordy me, this sucks
My head is spinnin', my ears are ringing
And I don't know which end is up