He’s sneakin’ ‘round the workshop late at night
Candy cane grin and his pants too tight
Santa don’t know where his helper’s gone
But I caught that elf with the lights still on
He’s got tinsel in places it shouldn’t be
He winked and whispered, “Come play with me”
Naughty little elf on the shelf tonight
Jinglin’ bells and he’s feelin’ right
Stuffin’ stockings in a cheeky way
He’s the reason Christmas ain’t so “pure” today
He’s wrappin’ toys but he’s eyein’ mine
Bo on his hat and he looks so fine
Snowflakes fallin’ but we’re heatin’ up
Pour some eggnog in his whiskey cup
Santa’s list says naughty or nice
But this little elf don’t play it twice
Naughty little elf on the shelf tonight
Spillin’ secrets by the candlelight
Kissin’ under mistletoe without delay
He’s the reason Christmas ain’t so “holy” today
Don’t need no reindeer, don’t need no sleigh
Just a naughty elf to make my day
Ho-ho-ho with a little grin
That naughty elf’s where the fun begins
Naughty little elf on the shelf tonight
Boots on the table and his shirt too tight
Santa might fire him but that’s okay
He’s the reason Christmas feels that way