Christmas in the sun working on those lines
Is more dangerous than terrorism or crime
You're more likely to burn up in Beirut or Belize
Than wake up in a market place with shrapnel in your knees
Just don't go upstairs
Cosmopolitan says
'Don't go upstairs gravity keeps you young'
Promise you'll be there when age plucks out my hair
And pins it to my chest please don't get too depressed
We'll both age in a straight line unless one of us has
A breakdown in our fifties or soaks too long in the bath
Just don't go upstairs
Cosmopolitan says
'Don't go upstairs gravity keeps you young'
I have seen into the future
Everyone is slightly older
First you're fat and then you shrink
Into a common curse
I have been on television
In principle if not reality
Truth applies in both dimensions
Truth applies in both directions
Christmas in the sun
In sandals
Working on those lines
Those badges
Is more dangerous than
Just as dangerous
Terrorism or crime
Terrorism or crime
You're more likely to burn up
Baby
In Beirut or Belize
Northampton
Than wake up in a market place
Oh no
With shrapnel in your knees
Shrapnel in your knees
Just don't go upstairs
Cosmopolitan says
'Don't go upstairs gravity keeps you young'