You may wonder what's the reason
For this great big smile
Say I haven't been so happy
For the longest while
Got a big load off my mind
Here's the papers sealed and signed
And the judge was nice and kind
All through the trial
This ends the five year war
I am Miss Waters once more
I can go where I please I can go when I please
I can flit fly and flutter like the birds in the trees
Because I'm no man's mamma now
I can do what I like I can say what I like
I'm a gal who is on a matrimonial strike
Because I'm no man's mamma now
I'm screamin' there I know how
A fella feels gettin' out of jail
I've got twin beds
But I take pleasure in announcin' one's for sale
Am I makin' it plain I will never again
Drag around another ball and chain
Because I'm no man's mamma now
I can smile I can wink I can go take a drink
And I don't have to worry what my hubby will think
Because I'm no man's mamma now
Get it fixed
I can spend if I choose I can play and sing the blues
There's nobody messing with my ones and my twos
Because I'm no man's mamma now
I tell you there was a time
I used to think that men were grand
No more for mine
I've gone and labeled my apartment
No man's land
I got rid of my cat 'cause my cat's name was Pat
Won't even have a mailbox in my flat
Because I'm no man's mamma now
I'm make the play
Now I never again
Definitely not never about change
Because I'm no man's mamma now