happy with no teeth happy here in hibernation

slurpin' on a peach starin' at the situation

kitty at my foot meowin' out a conversation

rockin' back 'n forth that's my only destination

old man on the back porch old man on the back porch

old man on the back porch and that old man is me

got a two string on my lap total subsonic vacation

got chicken on the drums poundin' out a perfect prescription

got twenty little worms all plug into amplification

got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug eyed monkeys

all arriving at the station

old man on the back porch old man on the back porch

old man on the back porch and that old man is me

I'm sitting on the back porch kickin' my legs back rockin' in my rockin' chair sitting there and the little back porch is startin' to fall apart so I think I might repair it just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it some little friends come along with some two string one string no string guitars and they plug them all into the back porch and they sit around playin' all their favorite songs they're kicking back feeling real good real fine real full of the wine and everything's fine everything's beautiful everything's great I just feel so good you know I'm 70 years old and I'm slurpin' everything through a straw but I'm an

old man on the back porch old man on the back porch

old man on the back porch and that old man is me

old man on the back porch old man on the back porch

old man on the back porch and that