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点击复制Well I took me a woman late last night
Is three fourths drunk she looked uptight
She took off her wheel took off her bell
Took off her wig said how do I smell
I hot footed it bare naked
Out the window
Well sometimes I might get drunk
Walk like a duck and stomp like a skunk
Don't hurt me none don't hurt my pride
Cause I got my little lady right by my side
Right there
Proud as can be
Is out there paintin on the old woodshed
When a can a black paint it fell on my head
I went down to scrub and rub
But I had to sit in back of the tub
Cost a quarter
And I had to get out quick
Someone wanted to come in and take a sauna
Well my telephone rang it would not stop
Its president kennedy callin me up
He said my friend bob what do we need to make the country grow
I said my friend john brigitte bardot
Anita ekberg sophia loren
Put em all in the same room with ernest borgnine
Well I got a woman sleeps on a cot
She yells and hollers and squeals a lot
Licks my face and tickles my ear
Bends me over and buys me beer
She's a honeymooner
A June crooner
A spoon feeder
And a natural leader
Oh there ain't no use in me workin so heavy
I got a woman who works on the levee
Pumping that water up to her neck
Every week she sends me a monthly check
She's a humdinger
Folk singer
Dead ringer
For a thing a muh jigger
Late one day in the middle of the week
Eyes were closed I was half asleep
I chased me a woman up the hill
Right in the middle of an air raid drill
It was little bo peep
I jumped a fallout shelter
I jumped a bean stalk
I jumped a ferris wheel
Now the man on the stand he wants my vote
He's a runnin for office on the ballot note
He's out there preachin in front of the steeple
Tellin me he loves all kinds a people
He's eatin bagels
He's eatin pizza
He's eatin chitlins
He's eatin *
Oh set me down on a television floor
I'll flip the channel to number four
Out of the shower comes a grown up man
With a bottle of hair oil in his hand
Its that greasy kid stuff
What I want to know mr football man is
What do you do about willy mays and yul brynner
Charles de gaulle
And robert louis stevenson
Well the funniest woman I ever seen
Was the great granddaughter of mr clean
She takes about fifteen baths a day
Wants me to grow a cigar on my face
She's a little bit heavy
Well ask me why I'm drunk alla time
It levels my head and eases my mind
I just walk along and stroll and sing
I see better days and I do better things
I catch dinosaurs
I make love to elizabeth taylor
Catch hell from richard burton