5'9 in a skintight dress
Standin' by the bar lookin' unimpressed
Walked up asked her how she liked the set
Looked me up and down and she just said Meh
Shock shock shock shock
Then I looked at her said You're not that hot
Of course that's what got her
We f**ked all night and watched Harry Potter Whoo
Ironically the p**sy was magic
Had a girl at home but I had to have it
I flew her out to all of the markets
June July and all of August
'Bout to cut her off right before I got caught up
Then late one night at home she caught up
Said that she was 'bout to have my kid
Talkin' 'bout her period late guess what I did
The phone on mute
Ay Caramba
Tried to regroup
Ay Caramba
Something something something
Ay Caramba
I don't give a f**k man
Ay Caramba
Ay Caramba
What does this even mean
Ay Caramba
Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye
Ay Carumba
Ay Carumba
This sh*t's so crazy
This b**ch 'bout to have my baby
Hopin' she don't tell me lady
'Cause she already think I'm shady
Knew she was trouble when I got her number
F**ked her raw dog for the whole damn summer
Can I keep both That's what I wonder
Oh my God ni**a Ay Carumba
Broke the chamber of secrets
When she told me she was 'bout to name it and keep it
It's our baby but it's her life
So if she wanna keep it then it's alright
Now I'm knowin' there's no way to prevent
My girlfriend throwin' me out on the cement
It ain't the first time that she caught me creepin'
But this time I done jumped off the deep end
Ok sh*t maybe this might fly
Hopin' they'll try to be sisterwives
Like my man Bill Paxton and Big Love
Do a reality show and get big pub
When ma find out she gon' beat my a**
'Cause word get around in the street so fast
I should've pulled out and put my dick in her mouth
Now I got nine months to try and figure it out
Ay Caramba
Man
Ay Caramba
Oh sh*t
Ay Caramba
Where the f**k I'm 'bout to live
Ay Caramba
Oh God
Ay Caramba
She about to have a kid
Ay Caramba
Should've just
Ay Caramba Jose man
Ay Caramba
This sh*t's so crazy
This b**ch 'bout to have my baby
Hopin' she don't tell me lady
'Cause she already think I'm shady
Knew she was trouble when I got her number
F**ked her raw dog for the whole damn summer
Can I keep both That's what I wonder
Oh my God ni**a Ay Carumba
This the song you play when you know you f**ked up
This the song you play when you know that your luck suck
This the song you play when you know you f**ked up
This the song you play when you know that your luck suck
This the song you play when you know you f**ked up
This the song you play when you know that your luck suck
Ay Caramba