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You said you're feeling so burnt out from your exhausting week
Of playing video games and hitting your career peak
Of being an influencer with two hundred and ten views
And telling all your friends about your controversial news
You call me from the grocery store you're panicked and you're stressed
Cause you can't tell the difference 'tween parsley and the rest
You say you're an old soul babe you say you're wise beyond your years
But you can't operate a washing machine without shedding actual tears
I thought I wanted someone with a youthful charming spark
But I didn't realize I'd be your babysitter after dark
You're still an adulting intern learning on the job
Expecting me to praise you for not being a total slob
You want a gold star 'cause you finally paid a bill on time
Honey that's the bare minimum not some heroic climb
You say you're figuring it out and I'm supposed to think it's cute
This twenty-something teenager in a slightly better suit
You're an adulting intern and I'm the C E O
It's time for your performance review and I'm letting you go
You talk about your stocks like you're the wolf of Wall Street now
You bought a single share of something and you're taking a big bow
You try to have deep conversations 'bout the state of the whole world
But your laundry's still in piles and your posters are still curled
You're a walking contradiction a paradox in shoes
You want all of the credit but you can't pay any dues
I'm building my own empire I'm making my own bread
You're just trying to remember if you've even made your bed
I thought I wanted someone with a youthful charming spark
But your resume is looking pretty empty and it's getting dark
You're still an adulting intern learning on the job
Expecting me to praise you for not being a total slob
You want a gold star 'cause you finally paid a bill on time
Honey that's the bare minimum not some heroic climb
You say you're figuring it out and I'm supposed to think it's cute
This twenty-something teenager in a slightly better suit
You're an adulting intern and I'm the C E O
It's time for your performance review and I'm letting you go
Maybe one day you'll grow up
And be the man you play
But I don't have the time
To wait for that one day
You're still an adulting intern learning on the job
Expecting me to praise you for not being a total slob
You want a gold star 'cause you finally paid a bill on time
Honey that's the bare minimum not some heroic climb
You say you're figuring it out and I'm supposed to think it's cute
This twenty-something teenager in a slightly better suit
You're an adulting intern and I'm the C E O
It's time for your performance review and I'm letting you go
Good luck with your future endeavors
You're gonna need it