Uncle Ricky could u read us a bed time story please o please
瑞奇叔叔,能给我们讲个睡前故事吗?拜托了
Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book
好了,孩子们,快去睡觉,我去拿故事书
Here we go
故事开始了
Slam the Impala door and want do ya see
猛地关上Impala车门,你看到了什么?
Some niggas hangin on the fence lookin at me
几个家伙靠在围栏边,正盯着我
I had phat red laces in my Addidas
我的Addidas鞋上系着鲜艳的红色鞋带
Big chain around my neck like Mar-di Gras
脖子上戴着粗大的链子,像狂欢节游行那样张扬
So I stepped up to them "Is there a problem here "
于是我走上前去问道:"这里有什么问题吗?"
One ni**a lifts his shirt then yells out "yeah"
一个混混撩起衬衫,叫嚣着“耶”
So I turned around quickly and jumped in my car
我迅速转身,跳进了我的车
I was about to hit the switch then I thought like "nahh"
我正要启动车子,却又心想“不,不行”
So I reached under my seat and I grabbed my sh*t
于是我伸手到座位底下,抓住了我的家伙什
It was a chrome four-five with the kung-fu grip
那是一把镀铬的.45手枪,握把如功夫般稳固
Stuffed it inside my dickies as I jumped out the car
我跳下车时,把它塞进了我的迪基裤里
Kept my hand on the trigger as I walked to the store
我手指扣在扳机上,走向商店
One ni**a walks in then here comes two
一个家伙走进店里,接着又来了两个
"What did you do "
“你做了什么?”
"I shot"
“我开枪了”
"Are you crazy fool "
“你这个疯家伙!”
One ni**a hit the ground then the other two scrammed
一个兄弟倒地 剩下两人仓皇逃窜
Now the cops are outside
如今警察已包围门外
Well I'll be damned
真**见鬼
It was 7:15 on my rolex watch
劳力士指针停在七点十五
And I can't do the time that my Rolex got
我背负不起这表盘刻画的刑期
And like the hands on the clock I went this way thatta way
我如钟表指针般,来回穿梭,这边那边
Ran around the corner and that's when I threw my gat away
转过街角,我便弃枪而逃
And Impala passes its my homeboy Clyde
一辆Impala驶过,那是我的老友克莱德
He gave me the hand signal so I jumped in his ride
他打了个手势,我便跳上了他的车
It was a clean six fo orignal inside
那是辆干净的六四款,内饰原汁原味
With no key in the ignition
点火装置空空如也
"Where'd you get this Clyde "
“克莱德,这车从何而来?”
Nevermind I'm out it's a stolen whip
别问了,我得撤,这是辆赃车
And I'm already runnin from the cops and sh*t
我已经在逃跑,躲避警察的追捕
So I hopped out the car like the dukes of hazard
于是我像《正义前锋》里的角色一样跳下车
Then Clyde yells out "you stupid bastard "
接着克莱德冲我大喊:“你这蠢货!”
So I'm runnin though traffic and I almost get hit
我在车流中穿梭奔跑,差点被撞倒
I lost one of my shoes its my airforce sh*t
我跑丢了一只鞋,那可是我的空军鞋啊,真糟糕
I'm haulin down the street with one shoe on
我只穿着一只鞋,在街上拼命狂奔
Walked straight into some niggas with all blue on
结果却迎面撞见一群穿着蓝色衣服的家伙
I only ran 30 blocks how I end up in Long Beach
我才跑了三十个街区,怎么会跑到长滩去了?
Cause in California the gangs in arms reach
在加州,帮派势力触手可及
He seen my red strings so he punched and caught me
他看到我红色的鞋带,便挥拳将我拦住
So I knocked his a** out and took his boy out his Barklys
我把他揍晕过去 顺走了他脚上的Barklys
I ain't seen these since '92
这样的鞋我自九二年后再未见过
I'm feelin like a "Bad Boy" without the shiny suit
我感觉自己像个"坏男孩",却少了那身闪亮的西装
Hear the cops come sh*t so I dash behind a Honda
听见警车来了 该死 我闪身躲到Honda后面
Look who's here my baby momma's friend Ronda
瞧,我孩子母亲的朋友朗达竟然在这里
In the car kissin on this d**e deala Chris
在车里和那个毒贩克里斯亲热
Little did he know he was suckin my dick
他浑然不觉自己正被我掌控
I start bangin on the window I don't mean to disturb
我开始猛敲车窗 并非存心打扰
But chris can you drop me off downtown on third
但克里斯 能送我去市中心第三街吗
He said sure waddup game hop in
他说当然 怎么了兄弟 快上车
He was bangin slick rick then I got an idea
他正播放Slick Rick的歌 这时我灵光乍现
Before we get to third drop me off right here
在到第三街之前 就在这儿放我下车
So I can walk inside the mall and cop some new gear
这样我就能进商场 买些新装备
As I walked into the store they could see I was in a rush
当我冲进商店时 谁都看出我的匆忙
So they bought me some jeans a t shirt and fresh chucks
于是他们给我买了牛仔裤、T恤和一双新匡威
Walked out the store looked left oh no
走出店门,往左一看,糟了!
Ran back in the store here comes the 5-0
赶紧跑回店里,警察来了!
So I ran real quick made a move to the back
我飞快地跑向后面
And knocked a cute b**ch into a polo rack
不小心把一个可爱的女孩撞倒在马球衫货架上
"sorry" jumped over her and fled to the back door
“抱歉”,我跳过她,冲向后门
Then I kicked the sh*t open you won't believe who I saw
然后我一脚踹开门,你绝不会相信我看到了谁
Its chris in handcuffs pointin at me
是克里斯戴着手铐 指着我
And the cops made him chase me before they let Chris free
警察在释放克里斯前 逼他追我
One cop tried to grab me and the other one missed
一个警察想抓我 另一个却失手了
I got away with more time and they both got pissed
我趁机逃脱 他们气急败坏
Ran straight out the mall spotted this blue coupe
我径直跑出商场 瞥见一辆蓝色轿跑
'Dogg pound' on the plates that's gotta be snoop
车牌写着“Dogg Pound” 那肯定就是Snoop
So I ran up the car and said yo snoop
我跑到车边 喊道:“嘿,Snoop!”
The cops got me on the run "need a ride nephew "
警察在追我 “需要搭个便车吗,侄子?”
Hell yeah big Snoop little homie hop in
太棒了,Snoop老哥,小兄弟快上车吧
He dropped me off in compton that's when my story ends
他把我送到康普顿,我的故事就此画上句号
Now this ain't funny so don't you dare laugh
这可不好笑,可别笑出声
This another story about the wrong path
这是另一个关于误入歧途的故事
I had a big day so I reclined my seat
我度过了忙碌的一天,于是我放低了座椅
It was a 20 minute ride to the C P T
到康普顿的路程大约二十分钟
Walked straight up to the house pulled out my key
我径直走到家门口,掏出了钥匙
Opened the door Its my girl playin Biz Markie
推开门 是我的女孩在放Biz Markie
"Oh you you got what I neeeeeeeeeed"
“噢你 你就是我渴求的全部”