How could one complain?
Life is getting better all the time
So many places to shop and shiny items to buy
So I'm gon' divide the pie and pay up the share of my-
Quarters and pennies that fund all the missiles
Or maybe get a pistol 'cause they seem to be in fashion
For every "our condolences" I get better at acting
I really am just trying my best
At least I learn from your lying and I can turn it to smiles
I used to be a jealous guy
(Still am)
I say I hate department stores
What the fuck you need a locker for?
When I am at Six Flags
Like, did you really need to shut me out when I did that?
Did what?
Did something out of place
When I didn't win the race
When I tied 'em up for third
When they treat me like I'm 8
When I didn't get the girl or the boy
Or the glory or the moral of the story - you vouch for me
(You vouch for me)
You say you hate consumerism - so do I
The difference is you tweeted that from an iPhone
I know I go to the center of the Earth
If it means keeping busy and not confronting my issues
I ain't addicted to cash, I ain't addicted to rates
I ain't addicted to (censored)
I'm addicted to escape
Say something about it, you little pretty ass bitch
(I'm saying I don't mind I don't mind at all)
There's so much of the past that you glossed over
It reminds you of the future that you can't face sober
There's so much of the world that deserves forgiveness
But first, take out the trash and do the dirty dishes
I'm so thankful that for 5 years straight -
Public schools made me learn geometry instead of taxes (oh damn)
So much for Jenny waiting for your return from Vietnam
Euthanasia in Japan
Run, Forrest, Run
As the world burns one day at a time (ride it out with your people)
They say that sex sells but I think nostalgia sold a little more
Remove the rose tinted shades, I know that they're couture
You say you need therapy - everybody say you don't
How you gon' Trick-Or-Treat if you never leave the home?
If the sky's an indicator - I guess hail
The older that I get, I see everybody's for sale
How could one complain?
Life is getting better all the time
So many places to shop and shiny items to buy
I apologize to the person I was ridiculing in the line about the iPhone
I know I checked these apps like 80 times today
I got a package delivered from Jeffrey today
The truth is - I want a Tesla
So see me in the streets
Call it like it is - I'm a liar and a cheat