One, two! One, two, three, four!
I saw you scrolling
Through your mama's old feed
Looking for the vintage
That you think you need
You said the baggy
Pants were here to stay
But you're squeezing
Into denim from a different day
Low rise, high stakes
Breathing's getting tight
But you're determined
To win the fashion fight tonight!
Oh no! Here comes the judgment crew
Looking at your sneakers, looking at you
Is it a crime to let the ankle show?
Or is the crew-cut sock the only way to go?
Ankle socks and skinny jeans
We're caught in the middle
Of the fashion scenes
Generation war in the checkout line
Am I out of style or am I doing fine?
Pull 'em up high! (High!)
Pull 'em down low! (Low!)
Everything old is the new status quo!
The side-part's back, or so I heard
Middle-part loyalists think it's absurd
My TikTok's fighting with my Instagram
I don't even know which version I am
Skinny-fit legs and a vintage tee
Trying to find a 'classic' version of me!
Oh no! Here comes the judgment crew
Looking at your sneakers, looking at you
Is it a crime to let the ankle show?
Or is the crew-cut sock the only way to go?
Ankle socks and skinny jeans
We're caught in the middle
Of the fashion scenes
Generation war in the checkout line
Am I out of style or am I doing fine?
Pull 'em up high! (High!)
Pull 'em down low! (Low!)
Everything old is the new status quo!
Wear what you want! (Yeah!)
Care what they say? (No!)
If it was cool in 2003
It's probably cool enough for me!
Ankle socks and skinny jeans
We're caught in the middle
Of the fashion scenes
Generation war in the checkout line
Am I out of style or am I doing fine?
Pull 'em up high! (High!)
Pull 'em down low! (Low!)
Everything old is the new status quo!
Is my ankle showing?
Who cares!
Skinny jeans forever!
(Or maybe just this week)