If I was an Ivy League
Kind of girl
Do you think that they would give me more
Shifts at work
Spent all my day
Walking 'round the local lake
Never thought I would have this
9 to 5 heartache
I went to B grade university
And got myself an arts degree
If I was an Ivy League
Kind of girl
Do you think that I'd be different
Would it change my world
Spend all my day
Getting on the honour roll
Then I'd go and get married
So I don't live on the Dole
I'll be a straight A student
And pass with flying colours
Get invited to do honours
I'll be a workplace dreamboat
Job interviews I know it all
I'll be so d**n employable