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Mum!
Dad!
Bingo!
Bluey!
Uncle Rad's here!
Hi, Uncle Rad...
Where is he?
How're you doing, Bluey?
I'm Bingo.
Really?
Yeah, that's Bluey.
Oh yeah, because he's blue.
I'm a girl!
Oh yeah, yeah, I knew that.
Are you putting us to bed tonight, Uncle Rad?
You bet.
Hooray!
Not hooray.
Bluey isn't sure about babysitter putdowns,
Uncle Rad.
Don't worry, Bluey.
Who better to do a babysitter putdown
than your Uncle Rad?
Hello.
Frisky!
Hey, girls!
This is Uncle Rad.
Hi.
Hi.
Frisky, have you met
Bandit's brother, Radley, before?
Um, yeah.
Didn't you fall in the pool at the wedding?
Probably.
Frisky is Bluey's fairy godmother.
Sorry, Frisky,
Uncle Rad got in touch last minute
and said he'd babysit.
You mustn't have got my message.
Oh, no, I didn't get it.
That's fine. Um, I'll just go.
No, not go.
Both babysit.
Oh, well, as long as it's okay with Uncle Rad.
Fine by me.
Hooray!
This episode of Bluey is called
Double Babysitter.
-Bye! Have fun! -See you later! Have fun!
Bye.
Now, Bluey, tell me why you're not keen on
babysitter putdowns.
Well, I had one before and I didn't like it.
Oh, why not?
It was just too different.
Well, your fairy godmother and I
will make this exactly the same
as a Mum and Dad putdown.
But I don't know you as well as Mum and Dad.
Oh yeah, good point.
Well, you just need to get to know us better.
I know,
why don't we play 20 Questions?
Yeah!
Wait, what's 20 Questions?
Well, you ask us questions about ourselves
and we answer them.
It's easy. Go.
Why don't you have a wife?
Well, how do you know I don't?
Do you have a wife?
Well, no.
So why don't you have a wife?
Her turn.
How many friends have you got?
Three?
That's not many.
Why have you only got three friends?
Well, um,
back to him.
Why do we only see you at Christmas?
Because I work on an oil rig.
Is that why you don't have a wife?
Oh, maybe.
What's an oil rig?
Why is your hair so pretty?
Almond milk shampoo.
Do you want to have children?
-Yes. -Yes.
Will Bosco be the Daddy?
Um, no. Bosco and I aren't friends anymore.
Who's Bosco?
No one. Next question!
Bosco's her true love.
Not anymore.
But true love is forever.
Well...
Is true love not forever?
It is. I mean,
I thought it was.
Ah, let's play in the backyard.
Yeah!
Can you play
the exact same games as Mum and Dad?
Okay, what do they play?
Chickenrat!
Chicken what?
Come here and go away!
Come and go where now?
You don't need the same games, Bluey.
You need Torchmouse!
Torchmouse was fun,
but I don't want to do
anything else that's different, please.
What about this?
This is weird!
Yeah, but before you know it,
you get used to it.
Do me!
Oh, boy. I'll give it a crack.
Hello, upside down Bingo!
Hi.
Bingo, you've gotten heavy!
Come and sit by the campfire.
I'm trying!
How about a story?
And then the Prince knocked the dragon out
with a big Prince punch.
Hooray!
Princess, I have rescued you.
Now, we shall marry.
And the Princess replied,
'No, thanks.'
What?
She didn't like the look of him.
Why not?
Well, his hair was a bit messy,
and he was a bit too muscly.
You know what I mean, kids?
Hang on, I Prince punch the dragon,
take you back to my castle and we get married.
That's business.
Hey, I didn't ask to be rescued.
You'd rather stay here with the stinky dragon?
I'm getting used to him.
Okay, I'll wake him up.
Wait! No.
Yeah, didn't think so.
'Princes are all the same,' she thought.
No, we're not.
There's good Princes and bad Princes, my lady.
Everyone knows that.
Which one was this Prince?
He's good. He rescued the Princess.
Only because he likes Prince punching dragons.
Tomorrow, he'll be off in search of another Princess.
Man, this Princess is hard to rescue.
Well, while the Prince figures it all out,
she grabs a nice book
and lives happily ever after. The end.
What?
That is not the end.
In Mum and Dad stories,
they get married in the end.
Princess?
Okay, fine.
For the sake of the children,
they get married. The end.
Hooray!
I'll take it.
Night-night, Bingo. Did you have a good...
Frisky, you won't watch TV
after I fall asleep, will you?
No, we don't have to.
You promise?
Oh, hang on.
Was your last babysitter putdown with Nana?
Yes.
And let me guess,
you woke up and the TV was too loud.
Yes.
Mum can't hear very well,
so she turns it up loud.
She was watching something scary.
That's why you don't like
babysitter putdowns, isn't it?
Yes.
Look, you just had a bad one, kid.
This one will be different.
We promise.
But how can I know for sure it won't happen again?
You can't.
But you have to give it a go anyway,
or you'll be stuck in a tower
with a stinky dragon forever.
Okay, I'll give it a go.
That's my girl.
Absolutely.
Yeah, that's right.
No, I never thought of it that way.
It's the only shampoo I like.
The shampoo is great, but the conditioner,
I don't rate the conditioner.
Nah, me neither. But you know,
you can't get around with open follicles.