A Word From Our Sponsor - Logic
Written by:Sir Robert Bryson Hall II/Arjun Ivatury
Let's see here uh
我看看
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This motherf**ker better pick up the god damn phone this time
老天啊 这家伙最好接我的电话
Jesus Christ
老天啊
Thank you for calling Rattpack industries
感谢致电老鼠帮公司
Yes hel
是的
Where we don't with anybody
我们现在谁也不想搭理
Someone will be with you momentarily
您的电话正在接通中
Jesus man seriously Jesus bro bro
我的天啊 真的吗 天啊
Current wait time is 1 minute
您已等候一分钟
F**k man f**kers better not have me waiting all god damn day in here Jesus
这家伙最好不要让我在这干等
While you wait please listen to a word from our sponsors
在等候时 请听我们赞助商的留言
You know it's crazy cause it's two types of motherf**kers
你得知道 因为这两家伙 要疯了
It's one motherf**ker talking about
一个说的是
Oh logic's so slept on he's so lowkey
罗基那么低调 总是被忽略
Knowing damn well this motherf**ker did 135 k first week
结果这家伙第一周就卖了13万5千张唱片
First week
才第一周
Then it's other motherf**kers talking about
另一个又说
Oh logic's blowing up he's getting so big now
罗基火了 开始狂了
I don't want him to blow up on me oh logic's changing
我可不想听他吹牛 他变了
Cause he made a turnt a** Mixtape
这混音是什么东西
We're going to be bumping this sh*t the whole summer
亏我还打算整个夏天都听这破玩意儿
Current wait time is 36 minutes
您已等候36分钟
36 minutes it was just a minu
36分钟 才1分钟而已
It was just one minute
才1分钟而已
What the f**k
搞什么
And do y'all not listen to lyrics
而且你都 不听歌词
He's making a whole other concept album
他做的是一张概念专辑啊
That's f**king insane
真是愚蠢
This man dropped a project every year for six years
这家伙甩给我们的项目 一年赚的钱能顶六年
I mean I'm not complaining though but
我想说其实我不是在吐槽 但是
Current wait time is 1 hour 40 minutes
您已等候了1小时40分钟
1 hou what the f
1小时 搞什么鬼
This this
这
This is gotta be hands down the f**king worst customer service of all time
我要让大家知道这是我受过最差劲的客服
You can just I can't
你可以 但我不行
This motherf**ker made a number one album
这家伙的专辑已经是顶尖水平了
What
什么
Made a Mixtape after
混音出来后
Oh my god
我天
And then he's making another concept album
然后他又要捣鼓概念专辑
This is f**king bullshit
这都是什么啊
Like his first sh*t didn't already go number 1
说得好像他之前的专辑很成功似的
Nobody cares
没人在乎
This motherf**ker's on a roll
这家伙还真走了
Nobody cares
没人在乎
This motherf**ker's like butter he's on a roll motherf**ker
真是倒霉 他真的走了
Current wait time is 16 hours
您已等候16个小时
What the what the f**k
这叫什么事儿
And it's peace love and positivity
而且还平和 有爱 积极向上
Logic is the only rap concert you can go to
只有罗基的说唱演唱会才值得一看
And not get shot in the face
即使看不到他的脸
Like this motherf**ker actually loves his fans
这家伙真的很爱自己的粉丝
You name it Youtube videos periscope Vlogs q a's
你说说吧 视频网站 影像 视频播客
This motherf**ker does it all
他都开了
You name it he does it the f**k
你说吧 是不是
What f**king rapper does that
还有哪个说唱歌手会做这些
Current wait time is
您已等候了
Go f**k yourself
一边去吧
Go go f**k what
一边去吧
And this motherf**ker can solve up to seven rubix cubes in a minute
这家伙还可以在一分钟之内恢复7个魔方
Who the f**k do you know can do that
你知道谁还能做到
This is ridiculous
太可笑了
No one is available at this time
您的通话暂时无人接听
What
什么
Please leave a message after the tone
请在滴声之后留言
Oh hey hi logic
Hey how's it going
最近好吗
My name's mar rick
我是马尔里克
My name's randy Mardoff
我是兰迪马尔多夫
Definitely never spoken before
以前从来没聊过
I was calling just to say uh
我打电话给你是想说
Just wanted to wish you ugh lots of uh suc success
就是想祝你 越来越成功
And uh maybe we can have some lunch
而且 说不定还能一起吃个午饭
I don't know if this is a direct line to you
我不知道这个号码是不是直接打给你的
But yeah once again this is uh uhm randy Mardoff
不过 再说一次 我是兰迪马尔多夫
Never spoken before
从来没和你说过话
You can call me back at any time
你可以随时给我回电
Ok byebye
好的 再见
Oh sh*t f**k I didn't leave my number I gotta f**king call back
搞什么 我忘了留我的号码 我还得拨回去
And deal with this sh*t again
再听一遍这些废话