I can't do the steps that the cool kids do
Tangled in my ankles, lost a shoe or two
Counted to eight but I came up nine
Still I'm out here grinning, doing just fine
Two left feet and I do not care
Bumping into strangers like I own the air
Rhythm's a suggestion, I just disagree
Worst dancer in the room, but the room loves me
Mirror in the studio is laughing at me
Coordination took a vacation, you see
But the funk don't grade you on technique
Confidence is louder than a flawless physique
Two left feet and I do not care
Bumping into strangers like I own the air
Rhythm's a suggestion, I just disagree
Worst dancer in the room, but the room loves me
Tutorial video couldn't save my soul
Slow-mo replay's a horror show on the whole
But I show up early and I leave the floor last
Style is a story and I'm having a blast
Trip, stumble, call it a move
Nobody can copy what I cannot prove
Spilled my drink and I made it a spin
Looking like a fool, but I'm winning within
Two left feet and I do not care
Knocking over chairs like nobody's there
Grace is overrated, just ask the groove
Worst dancer in the room with the most to prove
Two left feet and I do not care
Tripping through the rhythm like I just don't care
Call me a disaster, I'll call it free
Worst dancer in the room, but the room loves me