The Old Payola Roll Blues - Stan Freberg
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Written by:Stan Freberg
Alright we got the tenor sax vocal group
好了,我们有男高音萨克斯和声乐组
Piano drums and guitar
钢琴、鼓和吉他
We're all set to make a hit rock roll record
我们已经准备好制作一张摇滚热门唱片
Now let's hear it
现在让我们听听看
Hold it hold it something's missing
等等,等等,好像少了点什么
A teenage idol man
一个青少年偶像,伙计
You don't have a teenage idol
你们没有一个青少年偶像
Oh yeah yeah wait here I'll get one
哦,对对对,等等,我这就去找一个
Hey kid
嘿,小子
Who me
谁?我吗?
Yeah can you sing
对,你会唱歌吗?
No
不会
Good come with me
很好,跟我来
Say where were you going just now
说说你刚才要去哪儿?
I was on my way to high school
我正要去高中
Perfect
太完美了
Now you stand up there in front of that
现在你站在麦克风前
Microphone and say high school when I point at ya
当我指向你时 你就说“高中”
Kid you're gonna be a big record star
孩子 你将成为大明星
Oo oo
Hey that's good too throw that in now here we go
嘿 这个也不错 加进去 现在开始
High school oo oo
高中 哦 哦
High school oo oo
高中 哦 哦
High school
高中
High school
高中
High school
高中
Oo oo
Hey wait a minute
嘿 等一下
What did you put that on the end for
你为什么把那个加在结尾
Well it was just a little you know embellishment
嗯 就是一点小小的修饰
Oh yeah you keep that up and the first thing you know
哦 是啊 你继续这样 很快你就会发现
This record'll swing
这张唱片会火起来
And then were will we be
然后我们会怎样
Yeah
Okay you guys that's the first side
好了,伙计们,这是第一面
Isn't that a kinda short song
这首歌是不是有点短
Yeah it gets more plays that way
是啊,这样播放次数会更多
Oh I see
哦,我明白了
Oh by the way what's your name
哦,顺便问一下,你叫什么名字
Clyde ankle
克莱德的脚踝
Perfect
太完美了
But I can't sing
但我不会唱歌
What's that got to do with anything
那有什么关系
You got all the requirements
你具备所有条件
A pretty face and a pompadour
一张漂亮的脸庞和蓬松的发型
Well do I get to pose beside a tiger
那我能不能和老虎合影
Nah that's been done
不,那已经过时了
Maybe we'll get you a moose
也许我们会给你找个麋鹿
Well maybe now I can have my adnoids taken out
嗯,也许现在我可以把腺样体切除了
What and ruin your amature standing
那会毁了你的业余身份
Well could you at least get me a date with that mouseketeer
嗯,你至少能让我和那个米老鼠俱乐部的成员约会吧
That's grown up
那个已经长大了的
Alright we'll see
好吧,我们看看
Oh boy
哦,天哪
Ah now you're gonna go three nights a week
啊,现在你每周要去三个晚上
For finger snapping lessons
关于打响指的教学
Oo I've wanted to do that for as long as I've
哦,我一直想这么做,自从我
Been in show biz
进入演艺圈以来
Hey wait a second
嘿,等一下
How long have you been in show biz
你进入演艺圈多久了
About a minute and a half
大约一分半钟
Oh now let's see if you can act humble
哦,现在让我们看看你能否在媒体面前表现得谦逊
In front of the press
在媒体面前
Okay oh I'll never replace elvis
好吧,我永远无法取代猫王
All right
好吧
He's the king
他是王者
All right all right all ready
好吧好吧,准备好了
Don't over do it
别太夸张
Hey how can we be sure
嘿,我们怎么确定
The girls are gonna scream at me
女孩们会为我尖叫
Ah don't worry will ya kid
啊,别担心,孩子
I got a screaming machine right here
我这里有个尖叫机器
Yeah
It replaces a teenage audiance
它代替了青少年观众
We put it in the back of the
我们把它放在
Auditorium push the button panicsville here listen
礼堂后面 按下按钮 混乱开始了 听
Will you get out of that drummer's lap
你能从那个鼓手的腿上下来吗
Wow bent my cymbal man
哇 我的镲片弯了
Now here's some variations
现在来点变化
Whoops wrong croud
哎呀,搞错人群了
Well let's do the other side of the record
好吧,我们来录唱片的另一面吧
I'll turn on the machine here and there
我会时不时地打开机器
Uh huh
Yeah so you can you know get conditioned to it
是的,这样你就可以适应它了
Yeah okay
好的,明白了
What am I gonna use for words on this side
这一面我该用什么歌词呢
Who cares
谁在乎呢
Say the first thing that comes into your head
说出你脑海中第一个想到的东西
Okay what are you gonna do with that sharp stick
好吧,你打算用那根尖棍子做什么
Oh never mind what I'm gonna do with it
哦,别管我要用它做什么
Just sing will ya
你就唱吧
Here we go
开始了
Well I was on my way to high school
我正走在去高中的路上
When a guyyyyyyyyy came through the door woo
突然一个家伙从门口冲了进来,哇哦
And he said he was gonna make me a bigggggggg
他说要把我打造成大明星
Record star
I said I can't sing woo
我说我不会唱歌 呜
He said it doesn't matter woo
他说这没关系 呜
He said you got a pretty face and a pommmmpadour
他说你有一张漂亮的脸蛋和一个蓬蓬头
Aaaaaahh
Don't need anything
什么都不需要
But a pretty face mm woo
只要一张漂亮的脸 嗯 呜
And long black hair to toss ooo
和一头可以甩动的黑色长发 哦
With the possssssible exception of blue cross ooo
除了蓝十字保险之外,别无他选
Oh perfect stick with me kid
哦,完美,跟着我,小子
Clyde ankle is gonna jump up the charts
克莱德的脚踝将会登上排行榜
He is if you keep on with that stick man
只要你继续坚持,他一定会
All right
好吧
Well you really think you can get any disc jockeys
你真的认为你能让任何电台DJ
To play my songs
播放我的歌吗
It's getting tougher but
虽然越来越难,但是
I'm on my way to see one right now
我现在正要去见一个
Any other side the riten
任何其他方面的仪式
Oh boy
哦,天哪
Right after I stop off at the bank
就在我去银行之后
Ha the old payola roll blues huh
哈,那老套的贿赂把戏,嗯
What kind of a crack is that
这是什么鬼话
That's an insult to my integrity
这是对我诚信的侮辱