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Mum!
Dad!
Bingo!
Bluey!
So it's a vegetable.
We all like it,
and it starts with B.
Yes.
Broccoli?
No.
Beetroot?
No.
Beans?
Booger-beans?
Bluey!
Booger-beans aren't a vegetable.
Oh, this is impossible!
We give up. What is it, Bingo?
Botato!
Oh, Bingo!
What?
Potato starts with a P!
Come here! Ooh, look at this cute little bottom!
I need the toilet.
Oh, okay.
Me first!
Hey!
Are you busting, Bingo?
No, not really.
Can we play 'three in the bed
and the little one said'
while Dad's in the dunny?
Yeah!
Bluey,
can you say 'toilet' instead of 'dunny' please?
Why can't we say dunny?
Is it a rude word?
No, it's not a rude word.
I just prefer 'toilet. '
Would the Queen say 'dunny'?
Ah, no.
It is not a word the Queen would use.
Then I'm not saying it either.
Chloe's parents let her say it.
Well, then that's fine for Chloe. She can say it.
But how come she can say it and we can't?
Because different families have different rules.
And in this family, we don't say 'dunny. '
Dunny's free.
Dad said it! Dad said it!
Said what?
I was just telling Bluey
to say 'toilet' instead of 'dunny'.
What's wrong with 'dunny'?
It's not a word the Queen would use.
And if we can't say it,
then you can't say it, Big Daddy.
Right, so we can't say 'dunny'?
No.
But 'booger-beans' is fine?
Bandit!
Whatevs.
The toilet is free.
This episode of Bluey is called
Dunny.
I'm just going to the toilet.
Oh Bingo, have you not learnt to walk yet?
Yes I -- have!
Did we not teach this kid to walk?
Let her go to the toilet.
Oh, our child is taking her first steps!
I'm so proud!
Mum, am I allowed to say dun-eep?
No, Bluey.
But I'm not saying dun-eee,
I'm saying dun-eep. I made it up.
Then yes, you can say it.
Uss!
But if you make up words,
no one will know what you're talking about.
Dad will.
Huh?
Are you serious?
I've never considered it from that angle before.
This changes everything.
See?
You're both crazy.
Do we get in trouble if we say dunny?
Yeah, you get squish-squashed.
What's squish-squashed?
Well, say dunny and find out.
Dunny!
Squish-squash!
Clear?
Yea.
But what if you say it?
I'll never say it.
Oh man,
Bingo's taking ages in the dunny!
Mum, you said dunny!
It wasn't me!
Maybe she fell in the dunny!
You said it again!
Yeah!
Come here, you little munchkin.
I think if you say it,
we should get chocolate.
Okay, deal.
Bingo, we have to make Mum say it!
Okay, but how?
Ooh, I know.
Let's play Pass It On.
Move it, Big Daddy! You're swapping with me.
Okay, ready?
Ready!
I like pink biscuits for my morning tea,
especially if I'm riding a horse to the moon,
because I like the moon in the morning.
Okay, go Mum.
What did I say?
Um ... 'Good morning. I like the moon's biscuits
cos they're better than the moon.
And it's morning tea'?
No!
No, that wasn't it, Mum.
Well what did you say?
Ah, I like ... um,
I forget!
Keep it simple!
My turn!
Alright, everyone swap.
Mum, you stay there.
Okay.
Okay Bingo, you know what to do!
Oh man, I need the dunny.
Oh man, I need the dunny!
Oh man, I need the dunny!
What did I say?
Yeah, what did she say?
And you have to say it loud.
I ran to feed the bunny?
No!
So Sam, you feed my tummy?
No!
That wasn't it.
She said, 'Oh man, I need the dunny! '
Squish squash!
Okay, that's okey,
that's enough squish-squash.
Oh, I wish we could say 'dunny. '
Oh yeah, why's that?
I just like it.
It rhymes with 'funny.'
Look, I just want us to use nice words,
so everyone thinks we're a nice family.
Oh!
Is that an okay thing to want?
Yeah, that's okay.
Thank you.
Let's play Four In The Bed!
Okay.
Hooray!
Ready?
Ready!
There were four in the bed And the little one said
Roll over! Roll over!
So they all rolled over And one fell out!
There were three in the bed And the little one said
Roll over! Roll over!
So they all rolled over And one fell out!
There were three in the bed And the little one said
Roll over! Roll over!
But the big one said nuh!
Hey! Roll over!
Mum, our family rules are
to not say 'dunny', right?
That's right.
Cos 'toilet' is a better word.
Well I think so.
And Chloe's family rules
are that they can say dunny.
Yes.
So does that mean our family rules
are better than Chloe's family rules?
Well, um,
no, they're just different.
But you said 'toilet' is better.
Um, yeah, I -- I did.
Get out!
Bandit!
There was one in the bed And the little one said Goodnight!
And one more question,
is our family better than Chloe's family?
No!
Mum, can I still say 'dunny' in my head?
Oh, booger-beans.
Alright, new family rule.
We can all say 'dunny'.
Hooray!
Just not in front of the Queen.
Dunny! Dunny!
Thanks, Mum.
That's okay. It's not like it's a naughty word.
Chloe isn't allowed to say 'naughty'.
She has to say 'cheeky'.
Well, there you go.