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点击复制Enter Mr Formica(Icky Ficky Part II) - Lawnmower Deth
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It's been a while
已经有一段时间了
Since you last met me Aeons ago
自从你上次见到我 那是在很久以前
On ooh crikey
Right back then
就在那时
I was a boring git
我是个无聊的家伙
Who had a social life
社交生活少得可怜
As rare as a rocking horse s**t
就像摇摇马的那啥一样罕见
Bob f**king Catley
鲍勃·卡特利
Was bardly the word Nuno Bettencourt
曾经的我与Nuno Bettencourt毫不相干
A right flamin' nerd
一个彻头彻尾的书呆子
But now I've returned
但如今我回来了
A true nineties bloke
一个典型的九十年代人物
Because I've risen my head
因为我抬起了头
An even bigger joke
却成了一个更大的笑话
My names Mr. Formica
我的名字是Formica先生
My middle name is probably Keith
我的中间名大概是Keith
I've got my flash and Mr. Sheen
我有了我的闪光灯和谢恩先生
I am now armed to the teeth
现在我全副武装
To cook the food
准备做饭
And watch the kids
照看孩子
Wash out the undies
洗内衣
Remove the skids
清理污渍
Polish the windows
擦窗户
And then watch this morning
然后看着这个早晨
Go flower arranging
去插花吧
I'm right f**kin' boring
我真是无聊透顶
The moral of this story
这个故事的道理是
Is don't listen to bands who are s**t
别听那些糟糕乐队的歌
Like magnum for example
比如Magnum这样的乐队
'Cos you'll become a real wet git
否则你会变得软弱无能
At the start of this song
在这首歌的开头
My life had improved
我的生活似乎有所改善
But I've just realised
但我刚刚意识到
That it hasn't
其实并没有