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点击复制Alfred's Theme (Explicit) - Eminem
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Lyrics by：M Mathers/L. Resto/C Gounod
Composed by：M Mathers/L. Resto/C Gounod
Before I check the mic
在我开口之前
Check check one two
查验 查验 一二
I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe
我要再用湿巾清洁一遍
Good evening
晚上好
Coronavirus in effect tonight
今晚新冠还在流行
Antiseptics on deck I got every type
桌子上放着各种除菌剂
Yeah
I throw on my tux then I Yeah give zero f**ks then I
当我穿上礼服 我就自信心爆棚
Yeah
Act like a jockstrap Uh cup my **** then I
我趾高气昂 昂首挺胸
Yeah
Check my **** **** What make sure it's all there
再看看我那所剩无几的头发 确保它们还在
Yeah
Then call the pallbearer
然后再叫来专业团队
Yeah
It's Music to Be Murdered By again why stop
这是张老专辑了 没必要停下来
Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box
一击必杀 对你们这些不堪一击的家伙来说 我就是枚炸弹
You're all hitched to my ****
你们都会为我倾倒
What
什么
Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot
从打卡上班到一炮走红
Then treated it like a cyclops
我就像独眼龙一样所向披靡
Like it's the only one I Only one eye got
就好像我只剩下一个眼珠
And my thoughts are like nines cocked
我的想法总是那么特立独行
Chk-chk
Every line's obscene pervertedest mind got the dirtiest rhyme stocked
随手写下的歌词 现在都已风靡全球
That's why there's parental advising Visine every time I drop
每当我发新歌的时候 总会遭到家长们的投诉
Eye drop
发新歌的时候
So throw on the theme to Alfred I'll channel him like the Panama Canal
那就把这首歌送给阿弗莱德 我会像巴拿马运河那样为他打通渠道
But how could I get up in arms about you s
你说我的歌全是垃圾
Aying trash is all that I put out
我怎会举手投降呢
B***h I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
我扔垃圾的时候还会留下垃圾袋
Plus the potty mouth I'm not about to wash it out
再说了 我可不打算金盆洗手
The filthiest so all this talk about I'm washed up how preposterous
那些说我输得一败涂地的言论 真是太荒谬了
Because if cleanliness is next to godliness
如果纯净与神灵相伴而生
It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
很显然 你不会陪在我的身边
And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun
我拥有了属于自己的专有名词
Still on top the pile
钞票成堆
Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
银行余额就像电话号码一样长
Quick to call you out on your bullshit
很快就会揭穿你的那些谎话
Don't make me give that crock a dial
别逼我打电话
'Cause if I do it's see you later alligator
因为如果我这么做了 过不了一会儿 小鳄鱼
Made it out the trailer then I made a vow to cater to no one
我就会把你从拖车里拖出来 我发誓不再迎合任何人
So hate I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account
那些恨我的人 就像我银行账户里的钱一样多
So here's some more shit for you to complain about I say the
所以我说 还有很多可以抱怨的事情
Bars that never slack but always get attacked
努力赚钱也会受到攻击
Yeah
I think they're gunnin' for me it's startin' to feel like that
我已经感觉到 他们都开始对我发起攻击
Like I'm marked 'cause when I rap
就像已经给我打上了标记
It's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit
这种感觉就像仰面跌进了水泥坑一样
'Cause I have this target on my back
因为我背上有这个标记
Ew yuck
But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans
但如果我背叛了我的粉丝们
I'd probably pop five Xans
我很可能会发疯
Yeah
Go in my garage start my van
走进车库 发动汽车
Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
吸入尽可能多的一氧化碳和废气
And doze off like snores
然后开始打瞌睡
But odds like that with these thoughts
但我总会生出这些奇怪的想法
I have's like a giant getting squashed by ants
我感觉自己就像个巨人 却被蚂蚁踩在脚下
If this is the test of time I'd pass with flying colors
如果这是一场时间对我的考验 我会轻松通过
Like I just tossed my crayons
就像扔掉油画棒一样简单
Tossed my crayons
扔掉油画棒一样简单
Small medium and large size cans
从小号到大号
Sanitizers of all types brands cost nine bands
各种品牌的消毒液 就花了一大笔钱
Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and
不过相对于莱索尔湿巾 还是不值一提
If my palms brush across my pants I wash my hands
当我摸过了我的裤子 我就会去洗手
Shit hold on man
等一下 兄弟
Motherfucker
去你的
Happy birthday to
生日快乐
F**k
去你的
Shh quiet
安静点
I sit in silence in candlelit environments
我静静坐在烛光之下
Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent
啜饮着强劲的爱尔兰酒 逐渐变得暴躁
Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this
当我呕吐的时候 脑中会浮现杀人的幻觉
But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes
但说真的 我只是在完成我的韵脚而已
Which is really childish and silly but I'm really like this
这真的很幼稚愚蠢 但我真的很喜欢这样
I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish I'm Diddy's side b***h
我是碧梨的噩梦 我是吹牛老爹的大宝贝
What the f**k Hold on wait
等一下 等一下
"I'm Diddy's side b***h"
我是吹牛老爹的大宝贝
Oh I'm still east side b***h
我来自东海岸
So until the E-N-D since EPMD
所以直到最后的epmd的专辑都在讲事业
Been givin' y'all the business Yeah D-R-E and me
我和DRE一直在找你们麻烦
Yup
From the MMLP to MTBMB
从Marshall mathers LP 到 music to be murdered by
B***h
B***h it's 2020 you still ain't seein' me
都2020年了 你还没看到我的实力吗
Haha
So call me Santa Clause
叫我圣诞老人吧
Santa Clause
圣诞老人
'Cause at the present Yeah I out-rap 'em all I'm at the mall
因为我的说唱就是送给你们的礼物 我在商场里
Got your b***h in a bathroom stall she could suck a basketball
带着你的女友去浴室 和她尽情欢愉
Uh
Through a plastic straw Yeah with a fractured jaw
给她带来极致体验
Dman
My **** is coat check Ha she wanna jack it off
她想亲自感受我
Yeah
I'm so far past the bar I should practice law
我刚经过酒吧 我要挑战一下法律
Mentally I'm f**ked up generally
我的精神世界已经一团糟
General Lee
全都乱套
Duh
Dukes of Hazzard car Yeah get the cadaver dogs
坐着哈扎德的车找狗（开始说胡话）
'Cause this is murder murder and you'll get murked murked
因为这是一场谋杀 你会命丧黄泉
This music 'bout to kill you brr brr
这首歌会要了你的命
Brr
This chicken hit my phone she said"Chirp chirp"
美女给我打电话 她说唧唧
I said"Hut hut hike your skirt skirt"
我说 嘿嘿 为我宽衣吧
Then go eat some worms like the early bird
然后像只早起的鸟儿一样找点虫子吃
What the f**k is love That's a dirty word
什么叫爱情 那就是个脏字
Make me fall in it there's not a girl on Earth
我不会爱上这个地球上的任何一个女孩
Or any other planet that's a world of hurt
其他星球也不可能 爱情只会带来伤害
And I won't buy a designer 'cause I don't pander
我不会买名牌 因为我不喜欢迎合别人
Panda
我不是人见人爱的大熊猫
But I'm back with so many knots I need a chiropractor
但我回来的时候浑身僵硬 我需要一个按摩师
Damn
And this the final chapter 'cause I'm either frying after
如果这是最终章 因为我会继续存活下去
Or they gon' give me the needle What like a vinyl scratcher
不然他们就会给我来一针 就像唱片针那样
DJ
Yeah I'm a card like Hallmark
我就像一张贺曼贺卡
At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
推着购物车在沃尔玛购买装饰品
And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't
你们这些自吹自擂的假货
No bite like a tree mostly just all bark arf arf
光说不练 只会狂吠而已
But y'all pickin' the wrong tree they call me dog because I'm barking
但你们找错对象了 他们叫我恶犬 因为我是真的狠
Bar king bark bark barking
吠叫之王 吠叫之王
And I got a lot yeah like where cars park
我的停车场里豪车无数
I'd describe it as bowling Why ball hard
它们就像保龄球 因为我赚得够多
Ball's hard
赚得够多
'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when
因为我的思想就像下水道一样
It's in this frame better split like the five and the ten
在这个系统里 五和十相距甚远
'Cause without a second to spare I'm strikin' again
因为只有一两秒的休息时间 我又开始了
And when the beat is up my alley I go right for the pens
当节奏合我心意的时候 我又开始挥笔写歌
Pins
做个标记
The cypher begins
开始接力
I'm talkin' smack like ** the mic's a syringe
我的说唱就像一针强心剂
It's like a binge Vicodin I would liken to tin
麦克风就是我的通道 我向外界传递激情
My mind is a recycling bin
我的头脑就像个可回收的垃圾桶
There's no place I never been
我有过很多经历
But I never budge and I never bend
但我从不屈服让步
You hyperextend on me this game's life it depends
这场游戏以生命为赌注 你全力向我出击
Like adult diapers for men
但不过是以卵击石而已
Even when I'm rappin' less stellar
即便我的发挥没有那么出众
It's sour grapes I still whine I'm the best seller
你不过是酸葡萄心理 因为我已经是这个行业的佼佼者
Cellar
都能酿酒了
Like a trey deuce spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth
接二连三的射击 尽情倾泻火力
And go straight through your grapefruit no escape route
正中你的要害 根本无处可逃
So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds
你不会只受一点轻伤就能离开
Your a*s is grass and I am not gonna graze you
我可不会手下留情
But if bars were semi-mac's I'd be the Mad Hatter
我就是酒吧里的疯帽子
'Cause I got so many caps and you don't have any straps
我有一堆秘密武器 你连个防护盾都没有
Nah
So you'd be a fitted Yeah so don't act like you fittin' to snap
你只是适者生存而已 别假装自己还有什么作为
B***h I'll pee P on your head like a Phillies hat
我会亲自给你点颜色瞧瞧
Haha
No stoppin' me you're on a window shopping spree
别想阻止我 你不过是装大款而已
B***h you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
你在一元店都能买到破产
You never buy s**t all you ever cop's a plea
你只会收买那些警察
You're always punkin' out like Halloween
走在街上就像万圣节的小丑
You rather opt to flee you need to stop it punk
离远点吧 别再装了
Homie you're not a G act like you got the pump
你又不是帮派硬汉 别装了
And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump
把你那支格洛克扔了吧
B***h if you shot a tree you wouldn't pop the trunk
如果你向我这棵大树开枪 我会毫发无伤
Yeah and I'm buddies with Alfred we about to
我和Alfred是好朋友
Disembowel them gut 'em and scalp 'em yeah
我们这首歌会将他们全都打败
This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome
这就是最血腥的后果
'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album
这张专辑里的每首歌都能让你遍体鳞伤
So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer
我会把他们全都彻底击垮
The nut job with the **** that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt
把他们伤得比贾霸（星战里面那个大肥佬）都恶心
I'm in the cut and I'm out for the blood
刀刀致命
It's lookin' like it's that time of the month
让你流血不止
Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up dog and a mutt
我用说唱把他们打得落花流水 让他们落荒而逃
I'm gonna f**k your mom in the butt with a thermometer f**kin' phenomenal but
我会狠狠侮辱你 这感觉真是太爽了
Y'all'll get cut the f**k up like abdominals if you don't vámonos
你们要是再不离开 我会将你们一网打尽
I keep droppin' like dominos the formidable abominable
我大开杀戒 你们像多米诺骨牌一样倒下
Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome
即便对手飘在天空 我也会把他们打到谷底
Son 'em get the Coppertone
给我拿点防晒霜来
I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo
我停停走走 上蹿下跳
Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope
你紧张得快要呕吐
You out of pocket though like a motherfuckin' wallet stole
你身无分文 就像个被偷了钱包的穷光蛋
Wait why'd the beat cut off
等一下 伴奏怎么停了
F**k it
真扫兴
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