Our whole universe was in a hot dense state 宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... 140亿年前终于爆了炸 等等...

The Earth began to cool 地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool 自养生物来起哄

Neanderthals developed tools 穴居人发明工具

We built a wall (we built the pyramids) 我们建长城（我们建金字塔）

Math, science, history, *******ing the mysteries 数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘

That all started with the big bang 一切由大爆炸开始

Since the dawn of man is really not that long 其实人类历史没有多久

As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song 星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短

A fraction of a second and the elements were made 元素在微秒间便形成了

The bipeds stood up straight 两足动物直立行走

The dinosaurs all met their fate 恐龙都得认命了

They tried to leap but they were late 想要突变 没来得及

And they all died (they froze their asses off) 就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石）

The oceans and Pangea 大洋和泛古陆

See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya! 拜拜 不跟你玩了！

Set in motion by the same big bang 都是爆炸惹的祸

It all started with the big BANG 一切从大爆炸开始

It’s expanding ever outward but one day 宇宙向外膨胀 但有一天

It will pause and start to go the other way 它会反方向变化

Collapsing ever inward, we won’t be here, it won’t be heard 向内坍塌 反正我们不在了 不会有人见证

Our best and brightest figure that it’ll make an even bigger bang 我们的精英预测将有一场更大的爆炸

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us 南方古猿肯定不爽我们

Debating how we’re here, they’re catching deer (we’re catching viruses) 在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪 （我们现在捉病毒了）

Religion or astronomy, Descartes or Deuteronomy 宗教 天文 笛卡尔 旧约申命记

It all started with the big bang 一切从大爆炸开始

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology 音乐 神话 爱因斯坦 占星术

It all started with the big bang! 一切从大爆炸开始

It all started with the big BANG!一切从大爆炸开始