If I had a dollar for every time I wished I had a dollar
I could buy my own apartment
Or at least rent one
At least the couch
Or at least the rug
Or maybe not
I should just move back to the farm
And eat rice and beans with my mom
And take a job at a bakery
I got my dream job
They pay me to play guitar
And get free croissants
They let me sleep in till noon
The roof's been leaking
But we still haven't fixed it
And the landlady doesn't know
And it's all our fault
The living room is falling apart
And my car is leaking oil
And it's all my fault
And it isn't getting any better
Maybe I'm not ready for the real world
And maybe I'm not ready to move out
Maybe I'm not ready for adulthood
But maybe I can try
I got my dream job
They pay me to play guitar
And get free croissants
They let me sleep in till noon
And maybe I can try