Who is my mommy?
One and two and three
Who is real?
Oh I really don’t know
They all look the same
I don’t have a clue
Who is real?
Oh I really don’t know
“Mom, can you cook pizza?”
The first mommy goes, “Achoo!”
She made a loud sneeze
And turned into a spider
She’s not my mommy
The second mommy goes, “Oh, my!”
She spun round and round
And turned into an alien
She’s not my mommy
“The pizza’s ready!”
“Mom!”
Who is my mommy?
One and two and three
Who is real?
Oh I really don’t know
They all look the same
I don’t have a clue
Who is real?
Oh, I really don’t know
“Mom, let’s do our makeup!”
The first mommy goes, “Yoohoo!”
She painted her face green
And turned into a hopping frog
She’s not my mommy
The second mommy goes, “Wowee!”
She drew black circles
And turned into a panda
She’s not my mommy
“Ta-da! How do I look?”
“Pretty!”
Even when a strange
Mommy comes to me
Now I know who my real mommy is
I can feel her love
I can find her heart
I can tell who my real mommy is
“Mommy, I love you.”