Waiter, Oh Waiter - Stacey Kent/Jeremy Brown/John Parricelli/Josh Morrison/Graham Harvey/Jim Tomlinson
Waiter waiter waiter waiter oh waiter please come to my rescue
侍者 请来帮帮我
I cannot understand a word that's written on this menu
菜单上有个词我不认识
Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
不是我没见过市面
But what you've handed me is in a language I've never seen
只是这语言我从未见过
And the way my companion here keeps gazing over at me
我的同伴直勾勾地盯着我
Makes me feel like I'm drifting further and further out to sea
让我浑身不自在
Everything looks so frightening
一切都让人害怕
Everything here looks so nice
却又如此美好
Oh waiter please waiter
侍者
I really need your advice
我需要你的建议
Waiter oh waiter I feel so embarrassed
我觉得十分尴尬
If this is really french it's not the kind they use in paris
这和巴黎的法文不大一样
What is this crab and lobster foam what's in this cassoulet
蟹虾泡沫是什么 什锦砂锅里又是什么
Why my companion's so at home so terribly au fait
为何我的同伴这么泰然自若
I need some words of wisdom I need you to take my side
我需要你的慧语 需要你的帮助
For very soon I know will come the moment to decide
我知道一会就要点菜了
Won't you help me through this menu
你会帮帮我看菜单吗
Won't you please just catch my eye
请你分散我的注意力
So waiter oh waiter
侍者
Please help me out tonight
今晚请帮帮我
Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too
笔挺的礼服下肯定是颗柔软的心
You'll have had your days of heartache
你一定也经历过痛苦的时刻
And days when your dreams came true
也有过梦想成真的开心时刻
So waiter oh waiter please help me out tonight
所以侍者今晚就帮帮我吧
Waiter oh waiter please come to my rescue
过来帮帮我
Oh let this be the sort of thing your service can extend to
让这事列在你的服务范围之内
Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
不是我没见过世面
But this menu is as baffling as anything I've ever seen
但是这个菜单让我莫名其妙
And the way he looks across at me with his sardonic gaze
同伴那嘲讽的眼神
Makes me feel I'm drifting further out into the choppy waves
让我坐立不安
Everything looks so frightening everything here looks so nice
一切都让人害怕却又如此美好
Oh waiter please waiter
侍者
I really need your advice
我迫切需要你的建议
Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too
笔挺的礼服下肯定是颗柔软的心
You'll have had your days of heartbreak
你一定也经历过痛苦的时刻
And days when your dreams came true
也有过梦想成真的开心时刻
So waiter oh waiter
所以侍者今晚就帮帮我吧
So waiter oh waiter
拜托了 侍者
Waiter please waiter waiter oh waiter waiter oh waiter
拜托了 侍者
Waiter please waiter waiter
拜托了 侍者