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Mum!
Dad!
Bingo!
Bluey!
Now put your weight onto your arms, lean forward
and raise that right leg off the ground.
Oh, you got no chance, love.
Hey!
Oh, look, Raelene, it jiggles!
Kids! Don't take photos of people's bottoms.
But we're holiday people.
It's the first time we've ever seen this bottom.
That's a good one.
I don't care, it's rude.
Take photos of something else.
Okay, I'll take photos of leafs.
Leafs are exciting.
Why is it rude to take photos of your bottom?
It just is.
But it's just a bottom.
Just trust me.
I've been on this planet longer than you.
Okay.
If you're looking for something to do,
the dishwasher needs unpacking.
Dad enters the room.
Dad, look at my leaf photos!
Pretty cool leaves, Bingo.
Dad, can you bend over?
Bluey!
What?
No chance, kid. I wasn't born yesterday.
You weren't born what?
I wasn't born yesterday.
It's a saying.
It means I've been around long enough
to know exposing my rear end to you
isn't a good idea.
Born yesterday.
Bingo, I've got an idea!
Is it about unpacking the dishwasher?
No.
Dad, can you pretend you actually were born yesterday?
Yeah!
Oh, man. Is it too late to bend over?
This episode of Bluey is called
Born Yesterday.
Ready? And... born yesterday!
Hooray!
My second day on the planet.
Look at all this! It's amazing.
And look at this little blue thing.
And a red thing.
Hi!
It makes noises! Amazing.
Who are you calling 'It'?
We have names.
Oh, I'm sorry. I was born yesterday.
I don't know what a name is.
It's something you call something.
Like my name is Bluey.
And mine's Bingo.
Blue-y. Bin-go.
Yes.
Can I have a name?
You've already got one!
It's Bandit.
Ban-dit. I like it.
Oh, look at that!
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
It's just a stool.
Hello, stool. My name is Bandit.
Stools can't talk!
Really? Why?
They're not alive.
A-live?
Yeah.
Alive?
No, that's not alive.
Oh, ah, is it?
That's called food. You put it in your mouth.
Why would I put it in my - ohh!
Oh, I feel like a new dog.
I like food!
Thanks for the update.
And stools can't talk.
Kids, what have you done to your Dad?
He was born yesterday.
He doesn't know anything.
Are you alive?
Yoohoo! Hi, I'm your wife.
My... wife.
Yes, and if you want me to stay your wife,
you'll learn about dishwashers.
Dishwasher. Wife.
Wow. There's just so much to learn.
This is outside.
You've got some grass and some wood.
A fence.
Arghh! Look out!
What is it?
There's a giant fireball in the big blue thing.
That's the sun. It's meant to be there.
And the big blue thing is the sky.
This is a swing.
Push me.
Swing.
No, the other way!
Oh, okay.
Swing.
No!
This way.
Swing. This is - oh!
So this is our street. You've got some cars
and, ooh, a bird.
Ooh, rubbish.
Don't worry about the sun.
It's meant to be there.
Ah, okay.
Ah, come on, Bandit.
Keep walking.
I have a wife!
Okay, Bandit,
probably don't say things about the sun
to people at bus stops.
Yeah.
Why?
It's hard to explain.
Okay, I won't - food!
Yeah, I got my steak and bacon...
Food!
Oh, hey, Bandit - oh!
Dad! No!
That's my pie!
Get off it!
Drop it!
Gimme it!
Okay?
Here!
Food!
Oh, you ate all the sauce!
Sorry, Lucky's Dad. He was born yesterday.
Yeah, I'll say.
Food!
I can't hold him!
Run, Lucky's Dad!
But I'm going that way.
Just go!
Bye food!
You can't just take people's food.
Why?
Cos it doesn't belong to you.
Ba-long?
Yeah, like everyone's stuff
isn't everyone's, you know?
Everyone?
Look, just don't take people's food.
And don't talk about the sun, okay?
You have to just trust us.
Why?
Well, because
we've been on this planet longer than you.
That's true. I was only born yesterday.
Gidday, Bandit.
I have nothing to say about the sun to you.
Er, great.
Name?
Oh, that's called a-
Wait, Bingo.
It just makes trouble when we tell him
what things are called.
Why don't we let him
enjoy just looking at things today?
Yeah, we can teach him names later.
Name?
It doesn't matter. Just look.
Alive.
Hello, stool.
It's okay, Dad.
You can stop playing Born Yesterday.
Oh, you sure?
Yeah, it was fun.
Yeah, real fun. Thanks.
No worries. I enjoyed it.
I feel like a new dog.
Bingo, can you help me unpack the dishwasher?
Sure.
Oh, good on you, kids.
Ah, kids?
Yeah?
Has your Dad stopped playing Born Yesterday?
Yeah.
Okay. Just checking.