Safety School(Harvard Diss Track) - Stanford Fleet Street Singers
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Composed by:Andres Sebastian Lee/Jay Rammohan Maturi/Daniel Louis Maynard Master/Liam James McGregor
What happened to you
你经历了什么
Look at yourself are you proud
看看你自己 可曾感到骄傲
Respect your elders
尊重你的长辈
You're no longer worth my respect
你已不配得到我的敬意
So you've got a couple reasons
你有几个理由
To think that you're the best
自认为天下第一
You're prestigious you're historic
你声名远播 历史悠久
And you're richer than the rest
财富更是无人能及
But while you've got a big endowment
尽管你天赋过人
And you're feeling all proud
并为此沾沾自喜
Listen-you may have an endowment
听着,你或许天赋异禀
But you're not so well endowed
但你并非真的才华横溢
You've got a lot of classes but you don't got any class
课程虽多,却毫无格调
Got inflation so bad you gotta try not to pass
通胀如此严重,连及格都成了奢望
Your ego is so big too bad your IQ doesn't match
你的傲慢与智商实在不成正比
You put the mass in massachusetts
你让马萨诸塞州名副其实
And the a*s in veritas
于真理之境 愚行毕现
You're sitting out there freezing
你瑟缩寒风中战栗
But you're some how still not cool
却仍不够格称酷
Too bad you weren't prepared for that in preparatory school
可惜预备学校 从未教你应对这般境遇
Live without your parents help
离了父母庇护
You wouldn't have the guts
你便失了胆量
Would take you 4 plus years to
要花上四年多光阴
Do a puzzle age 4 plus
才能解开四岁以上的拼图
Someone had to say it
总得有人道破真相
Someone had to do it
总得有人挺身而出
Someone had to write this down
总得有人执笔为证
'Cause everybody knew it
因为众心皆明
It's what everybody's thinking
这是众人所思
It's what everybody knows
这是众人皆知
But somebody needed to stand up and say that
但终需有人挺身而出 敢于直言
The emperor has no clothes
那皇帝其实一丝不挂
We are the cardinal-you're on the margin
我们位居核心,你们却在边缘徘徊
You'll never be our equals
你们永远无法与我们匹敌
Just like the trilogies we the originals
如同经典三部曲,我们才是正统本源
You're the sub par prequels
而你们只是平庸的前传
We're so magnetic you want to stay current
我们如此耀眼,令你们渴望追随
You'll need the right hand rule
你们需遵循我们的法则
You may have campus safety but you're
你们或许有校园安保,但终究
Still a safety school
只是保底院校
We got more olympic medals
我们获得的奥运奖牌
Than a first world nation
比发达国家还多
So what if you got presidents
就算你们培养出总统又如何
The precedent is changing
先例正在改变
The future is in tech
未来属于科技
And you're past your expiration
而你们已过保质期
But what more would you expect from liberal arts education
但你们还能对文科教育期待什么呢
We're the numer 1 computer science school on the planet
我们是全球第一的计算机科学学院
We made the internet
我们创造了互联网
Around the world we ran it
我们让它遍布全球
But at harvard if you wanna get a CS degree
可在哈佛,若你渴求计算机科学的学位
It's too late wanna be
恐怕已为时太晚,难成大器
Shoulda gone to MIT
当初本该选择麻省理工
We invented google and a billion other things
我们发明了谷歌还有无数创新
What did you contribute
你们又曾贡献几何
Zuckerburg and bing
扎克伯格和必应
While we lead the way in artificial intelligence
当我们在人工智能领域遥遥领先
You just use big words-artificially intelligent
你们却只会堆砌辞藻 假装聪明睿智
Ayyo
哎哟
Real talk though harvard
哈佛,说真的
Why you hatin' on us asians
你们为何要歧视我们亚裔
Our leadership helpfulness courage and kindness
我们的领导力 乐于助人 勇气与善良
Are lower than caucasians
却被认为不如白人
Think we all want to be doctors
我们似乎都想成为医生
Think we all do Kung Fu
我们似乎都练过功夫
Smells like certain jewish quotas set in 1922
这气息 恍如1922年犹太配额的重现
Now let's look at the facts
现在让我们看看事实
And the classes you impact
看看你影响的阶层
You let rich kids in the class
你让富家孩子进入课堂
'Cause their dads give you fat stacks
只因他们父亲给你厚厚钞票
The legacies and rowers
那些世家子弟 那些赛艇队员
All barrel through your gates
众人皆涌入你的门槛
But for the underprivileged
然而对于那些弱势群体
It's the narrow not the straight
这是狭窄之路 而非坦途
Someone had to say it
总得有人道破真相
Someone had to do it
总得有人挺身而出
Someone had to write this down
总得有人执笔为证
'Cause everybody knew it
因为众心皆明
It's what everybody's thinking
这是众人所思
It's what everybody knows
这是众人皆知
But somebody needed to stand up and say that
但终需有人挺身而出 敢于直言
The emperor has no clothes
那皇帝其实一丝不挂
We are the cardinal-you're on the margin
我们位居核心,你们却在边缘徘徊
Make sure this ain't misunderstood
但愿这真相不会被曲解
A snap of our fingers would make you say
我们弹指间便能让你喃喃低语
Mr stark I don't feel so good
斯塔克先生 我感觉不太好
The party is over your classes are cancelled
狂欢已散 课程皆停
It's time you rest in peace
此刻你该安然长眠
When this song is over
待这歌声落幕
You'll be the stanford of the east
你将成为东方的斯坦福