She farted so hard,
She died.
But I'm not gonna cry.
She farted so hard,
She died.
But I'm not gonna lose much sleep.
But she died doing what she loved—
Now she's blasting for the angels above.
She farted so hard, she died.
But I'm not gonna cry.
Her sister sighed,
Dad's in disbelief.
Her grandma cried,
"Why, oh why couldn't it have been me?"
Ashes to ashes,
Dust in the wind—
Her spirit is lingering.
Ashes to ashes,
Dust in the wind—
Her spirit is lingering.
She farted so hard,
She died.
But I'm not gonna cry.
She farted so hard,
She died.
But I'm not gonna lose much sleep.
'Cause she died doing what she loved—
Now she's blasting for the angels above.
She farted so hard, she died.
But I'm not gonna cry.
No, I'm not gonna cry.
No, I'm not gonna cry.
No, I'm not gonna cry.
Ashes to ashes,
Dust in the wind—
Her spirit is lingering.
Ashes to ashes,
Dust in the wind—
Her spirit is lingering.