Ross：And here's little Ben nodding off

Ross: 小Ben在这里打瞌睡

Grabs picture

拿起照片

Oh God is he just the sweetest thing You must just want to kiss him all over

哦天哪，他真是太可爱了，你一定想亲遍他全身

Ross is practically drooling over Rachel at this point

Ross此时几乎对Rachel垂涎三尺

Ross：

Quietly

安静地

That would be nice

那会很好

Chandler annoyed with Ross's fawning makes a 'pfft' noise

Chandler对Ross的奉承感到厌烦，发出“噗”的声音

Rachel：Pardon

Rachel：请再说一遍

Walks over to where Joey is seated

走向Joey坐的地方

Joey is looking at his check

Joey正在看他的账单

Chandler：

Sigh

叹气

And where's this money coming from

这笔钱是从哪里来的

Gives money to Joey

把钱给Joey

Joey：Well I'm helping out down at the N Y U Med School with some research

Joey：我在NYU医学院帮忙做一些研究

Ross：

Overhearing

无意中听到

What kind of research

什么样的研究

Everyone's interest is piqued they all look over

大家都被吸引了，纷纷看过来

Joey：

Sigh

叹气

It's a fertility study

这是一项生育研究

Rachel laughs

Rachel笑了

Ross：Hey

Ross: 嘿

Opening Credits

片头曲

Hands meat to Monica

把肉递给Monica

Chandler and Joey enter with charcoal

Chandler和Joey带着木炭进来

Chandler：

In a deep voice

用低沉的声音

Men are here

男人们来了

Joey：We make fire Cook meat

乔伊：我们生火烤肉

Monica and Phoebe：Ewww

莫妮卡和菲比：呃

Phoebe：So how are things going with you two Is she becoming your

菲比：你们两个怎么样了？她是不是成了你的

Provocatively

挑逗地

Special someone

特别的人

Monica：Yeah What does she think of your little science project

Monica:是啊 她对你那个小科学项目怎么看

Monica：Man's got a point

Monica:他说得有道理

Chandler：Crazy *****

Chandler:疯狂的家伙

Monica：Joey we always know what you mean

Monica:Joey 我们总是明白你的意思

Phoebe：Hey

Phoebe:嘿

Monica：Hey

Monica:嘿

Ross：Hey

Ross: 嘿

Phoebe sees his bags

Phoebe看到了他的行李

Phoebe：How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last

Phoebe:你觉得这次烧烤会持续多久

Ross：I'm going to China

Ross:我要去中国

Monica：You're going to China

Monica:你要去中国

Hands a sheet of paper to Monica

递给Monica一张纸

Um here's a picture of me

嗯，这是我的照片

Hands it to Monica

把照片递给Monica

Takes the picture

接过照片

Ross：

To Monica

致莫妮卡

Monica：Yeah

莫妮卡：是的

Phoebe puts the picture of Ross up to her face

菲比把罗斯的照片举到脸前

Puts picture down sees Ross staring at her

放下照片，看到罗斯正盯着她

Alright this barbecue is gonna be very fun

好吧，这次烧烤会很有趣

Ross：Oh

罗斯：哦

Pause

暂停

Hey who's Carl

嘿，卡尔是谁

Ross：No

罗斯：不

Phoebe：So you do know who he is

菲比：所以你知道他是谁

Laughs Ross stares at her

罗斯笑着盯着她

Sorry

抱歉

Ross goes outisde on the balcony

罗斯走到外面的阳台上

Ross：Hi

罗斯：嗨

Joey：Hey

乔伊：嘿

Chandler：Hey

Chandler:嘿

Ross：

Sigh

叹气

I have to go to China

我得去中国了

Joey：The country

Joey:那个国家

Joey：Oh no How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you

Joey:哦不，她怎么可能这么做，她从未对你有过任何兴趣

Chandler：Forget about her

Chandler:忘了她吧

Gives Chandler a gift for Rachel

给Chandler一份送给Rachel的礼物

Ross：I know

Ross：我知道

Joey gives Ross a hug

Joey给Ross一个拥抱

Chandler：I'm still on my first I just think you're nice

Chandler：我还在第一杯，我只是觉得你人很好

Chandler：

Sarcastic

讽刺地

Ooooh

Looks dumbfounded at Joey's stupidity

对Joey的愚蠢感到目瞪口呆

Monica：

Gets up

站起来

OK how does everybody like their burgers

好吧，大家想要什么样的汉堡

Walks into living room

走进客厅

Everyone follows Rachel to the living room Monica pulls Joey aside

大家都跟着Rachel走进客厅，Monica把Joey拉到一边

Monica rolls her eyes

Monica翻了个白眼

Joey：What do you mean

Joey: 你什么意思

Long pause Joey looks confused

长时间的停顿，Joey看起来有些困惑

Joey：Not following you

Joey：没听懂你的意思

Monica：Think about it

Monica：好好想想

They both walk over to where Rachel is opening her gifts Rachel sees her first gift is a fruit basket

他们俩走到Rachel正在拆礼物的地方，Rachel看到她的第一份礼物是一个水果篮

Melanie smiles

Melanie微笑

Chandler：

Pointing out a gift

指着一份礼物

OK this one right here is from me

好吧，这个是我送的

Rachel：

Picks it up

拿起它

OK ah it's light

好吧，啊，它很轻

Shakes it

摇了摇

It rattles it's

它发出响声

Opens it

打开它

Travel Scrabble Oooohhh thank you

旅行拼字游戏 哦哦哦 谢谢你

She gives it back to him

她把它还给了他

Chandler looks dejected Rachel picks up another gift

Chandler看起来有些沮丧 Rachel拿起另一份礼物

Rachel：This one's from Joey feels like a book Thinks it's a book feels like a book And

Rachel:这个是Joey送的 感觉像是一本书 觉得是本书 感觉像是一本书 然后

Opens it

打开它

It's a book

是一本书

Joey：

To Rachel

给Rachel

：That book got me through some tough times

:那本书陪我度过了许多艰难时刻

Melanie：There is a little child inside this man

Melanie:这个男人心里住着一个小孩子

Rachel picks up the next gift

Rachel拿起下一份礼物

Rachel：Who's this from

Rachel:这是谁送的

Rachel：Oh

Rachel:哦

Opens it

打开它

Sees it is a pin

看到是一枚胸针

Oh my God He remembered

天哪 他还记得

Phoebe：Remembered what

Phoebe:记得什么

Pats his Travel Scrabble game

拍拍他的旅行拼字游戏

Monica：I can't believe he did this

Monica: 我简直不敢相信他这么做了

Everyone looks at him He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel You can hear this entire classic scene by clicking here

所有人都看向他，他意识到自己刚刚泄露了Ross暗恋Rachel的秘密。点击这里可以听到整个经典场景

Rachel：What did you just say

Rachel: 你刚刚说什么

Chandler：

Panicked

惊慌失措

Ahem um Crystal duck

呃，嗯，水晶鸭

Chandler：

Stuttering incoherently

语无伦次地结巴着

F hah flennin

Rachel：Oh my God

Rachel: 哦，天哪

Chandler：

Rubbing his temples

揉着他的太阳穴

Oh no no no no no

Joey：

Pats Chandler on the leg

拍了拍Chandler的腿

That's good just keep rubbing your head That'll turn back time

Commercial Break

Chandler：No it's not It's small It's tiny It's petite It's wee

Phoebe：Nuh uh I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again

To Joey

Gets up to leave

Chandler：

Quickly

H He's in China

Joey：The country

Checks Ross's itinerary

His flight doesn't leave for another forty five more minutes

Chandler：What about the time difference

Monica：From here to the airport

Chandler：Yes

Rachel walks towards door

You're never gonna make it

Rachel：I I I don't know

Chandler：Well then maybe you shouldn't go

Rachel：I don't know Maybe I'll know when I see him

Phoebe gets up holds the picture of Ross up to her face

Opens door

She leaves

Ross：

Something in Chinese

Flight Attendant：Alright

Ross：Ni chou chi ma

Walks onto jetway

Rachel runs into the airport trying to catch Ross moving people out of the way

Rachel gets up to the jetway

Flight Attendant：Hi

Rachel：Hi

Flight Attendant：May I see your boarding pass

Flight Attendant：No no no Federal regulations

Flight Attendant：Alright What's the message

Rachel：Uh I don't know

Man：

Confused

What

Man：

To wife

She starts kissing his chest

Joey：

Panicked

Uhhh y'know what Forget about me Let's uh let's give you another turn

Melanie：

Surprised

M Me again

Joey：Sure Why not

Joey starts to kiss her

Joey：How do you mean

Monica and Phoebe：Sure

Monica：Another good point

Rachel：

Confused

Huh

Monica：Why isn't it working out

Rachel：I don't know sometimes it doesn't

Monica：Is he not cute enough for you

Rachel：No

Monica：Does he not make enough money

Phoebe：Maybe there's someone else

Rachel：Wha

Monica：Is there Is there someone else

Rachel：No There is there is no one else

Monica：Then why the hell are you dumping my brother

Joey：Shhhh

Chandler：

Quietly

Spender

Joey：She's still asleep

Chandler：So how'd it go

Chandler：The fact that you'd even ask that question shows how little you know me

Chandler：I didn't know you had another level

Joey：I know Neither did I

Rachel：Yeah

Rachel：From you I exchanged the blouse you got me

Monica：

Gets up

No no no no no no pressure no pressure

Door buzzer goes off Rachel answers it

Rachel：Who is it

Rachel：C'mon up

Monica：Behind my brother's back

Rachel glares at her

Is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me

Joey：Seven hundred bucks

Joey closes his eyes and walks around with arms spread

Rachel looks bored At this point Ross a figment of Rachel's imagination shows up on the balcony and starts talking to her

Ross：I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me

She tries and Ross disappears momentarily He reappears standing closer to her

Rachel：So I'm thinking about you So what

Rachel：Well he happens to be a very nice guy

Ross：I know

Ross：

Pause

No But it only has to happen once Look you and I both know we are perfect for each other right I mean so the only question is are you attracted to me

They kiss Ross walks away and then fades out

Rachel：Wow

Carl：Exactly And you just know I'm gonna be the guy caught behind this hammerhead in traffic

Rachel：Right You're right

Carl：Heh y'know

Rachel：You know what

Carl：What

Gives him her drink

I mean I'm sorry I I I gotta go I'm sorry

Rachel leaves

Carl：But

Rachel：

Sifting through crowd

Excuse me pardon me excuse me excuse me sorry Hi

A Chinese woman getting off the plane drops one of her bags Ross gets off next

Ross picks up the bag then he and the woman kiss

Ross：No problem I cannot wait for you to meet my friends

Julie：Really

Ross：Yeah

Julie：You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me

Ross and Julie：Can't wait

Ross and Julie:迫不及待了