Now, look at all the problems facing in our times
What is there to do when we’re facing decline?
There’s hurting and there’s hunger that I cannot deny
There’s pain and there’s problem in the surges of crime
But I’ve got a plan and I’ll make it sublime
So let me tell you all about these views of mine
Now, I might have a billion, though I don’t mean to gloat
But that is not the issue, it’s the people in the boats
They’re coming for your jobs and there’s nothing you can do
Except to put me into power so I can take more from you
I’ll lie and say and promise that I’m making up deals
But never could a word I say be any less real
Now, while you’re standing round with your heads in the sand
I assure you every detail is all going to plan
Foreign investments, lies detected, loving our big town, funding to Israel
People are crazy, I’m nothing but lazy
Put me into power, it’ll be alright
Now, let me tell you something funny and I’m sure that you’ll laugh
They say my vote is dying, just look up to the graphs
I knew that this was coming, yes I’ll keep this real
My demise was only a part of the deal
They say that nothing lasts more than a day or two
So let’s get up and dance to the billionaire blues
That’s an awful lot of money that you’ve got, Mr Musk
That’s an awful set of secrets that you’ve got, Mr Trump
That’s a lovely set of children, Mr Netanyahu
Claiming that civilians are causing the issue
We don’t need people, let’s keep it peaceful
By eradicating innocents, you genocidal fucks