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点击复制Hey gorgeous How's it going
Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights
Does it get better than this
Question：Are you dating anyone
I met somebody who would be perfect for you
Perfect might be a problem
Had you said codependent or self destructive
You want a date Saturday Yes please
He is cute
He's funny He's He's a he
Well yeah
Oh God I just
Good Shelly I'm gonna flush myself down the toilet now
Okay Bye bye
The One Where Nana Dies Twice
It's hard to enjoy noodles after that Is that ridiculous
Can you believe she actually thought that
Yeah
When I first met you I thought maybe
Possibly
You might be
You did
You spent Phoebe's birthday party talking to my breasts
So I figured maybe not
Did any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me
I did I think so yeah
Not me No no me neither
Although back in college Susan Saladore did
You''re kidding
Did you tell her I wasn't No
I told her you were seeing Bernie Spellman
Who also liked her
Well this is fascinating
So what is it about me
I don't know You''re smart you''re funny
So is Ross Ever think that about him
Yeah right What is it
I don't know You just You have a quality
Yes exactly Yeah a quality
A quality Good I was worried you were gonna be vague about this
Excuse me Sure sure
Women find you less threatening they let their guards down
You''re like a stealth *********ual
It's Paolo calling from Rome Oh my God Calling from Rome
So he's calling from Rome I could do that
Just gotta go to Rome
Your Dad just beeped in Can you make it quick
I'm talking to Rome
I'm talking to Rome
Hey Dad What's up
Oh God
Ross it's Nana
How you doing Hey Dad
So how is she doing
The doctor says it's a matter of hours
How are you Mom Me I'm fine fine
I' m glad you''re here
What's with your hair What
What's different Nothing
Oh maybe that's it
She's unbelievable Her mother's Okay relax
We''re gonna be here a while
We still have boyfriends and your career to cover
Oh God
The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse
Yeah they were gross
You know what I love
Her Sweet 'N Lows
How she was always stealing them from restaurants
Not just from restaurants from our house
Mrs Geller
She looks so small
I know
Well at least she's with Pop Pop and Aunt Phylis now
Aunt Phylis is dead
Yeah for like six years
Where were Can we focus please
Goodbye Nana
Bye Nana
Nurse
What is going on
You know how the nurse said Nana had passed
Well she's not quite
What
She's not passed She's present She's back
What's going on
She may have died
She may have died
We're looking into it
I'll go see
This almost never happens
Now she's passed
I just have to know okay
Is it my hair
Yes that's exactly what it is It's your hair
Yeah you have *******ual hair
So did she
Twice
Twice Oh that sucks
You guys okay I don't know It's weird
I know she's gone but I just don't feel
Maybe she's not really gone
No no she's gone
We checked
A lot
No I mean maybe no one ever really goes
Ever since my mom died every now and then
I get this feeling that she's right here you know
And Debbie my friend from junior high
Got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course
I always get this strong Debbie ****
When I use a little yellow pencil
I miss her Here Pheebs
Oh thanks Sure
I just sharpened her this morning
I don't believe any of that When you''re dead
You''re dead You''re gone You''re worm food
So Chandler looks gay huh
I don't know who this is but it's not Debbie
Dad let's just make a decision
You're right It's going into the ground
We should get the most basic thing
The non protective corrugated fiberboard with white la****te
Dad we can't bury Nana in a dresser from kea
This is why your mother buys my clothes
I hate to shop I hate it
Isn't this more about the fact that
Once you decide it's like acknowledging Nana's actually gone
No I really hate to shop
I thought it'd be a closed casket lt doesn't mean she can't look nice
Sweetie you think you can get in there
I don't see why not
Here's my retainer
I was just thinking
When my time comes Dad
Listen to me
When my time comes I wanna be buried at sea
You what
I wanna be buried at sea It looks like fun
Define fun
Come on You'll make a day of it You'll get a boat pack a lunch
And then we throw your body in the water Gee that does sound fun
Everyone thinks they know me Everyone says I'm so predictable
Maybe after I'm gone they'll say Buried at sea Huh
That's probably what they'll say
I'd like that
Hey gorgeous
Look l' m sorry about yesterday
Don't worry Apparently other people have made the same mistake
Okay Phew
So what do you think it is about me
I don't know what
You just have
A quality A quality Great
It's a shame You and Lowell would've made a great couple
Lowell financial Services Lowell That's who you saw me with
What He's cute
Well yeah
He's no Brian in Payroll
Is Brian
I don't know If you were gonna set me up
I'd like to think it'd be with somebody like him
Excuse me You don't think I could get a Brian
Because I could get a Brian Believe you me
I'm really not
This one
I've shown you every dress we have
Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon yellow pantsuit
Go with the burgundy
Whatever we pick she'd say it's the wrong one
Right We'll go with the burgundy
A fine choice I'm coming out
Wait We need shoes
Where she's going everyone else will be dressier
I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy
I can show you something silver that may work
No it really should be burgundy Unless we go with a different dress
No no no Watch this
Wait I may have something in the back
Oh my God
Is everything all right
Just Nana's stuff
Mom called to tell me not to wear my hair up
Know my ears aren't my best feature Some days it's all I can think about
I' m sorry l' m late I couldn't find my bearings
You mean your earrings
What did I say
Are these the shoes Yes Paolo sent them from ltaly
What We don't have shoes here
Morning We ready to go Don't we look nice all dressed up
It's stuff like that isn't it
Lt was a really beautiful service lt really was
Come here sweetheart
You know I think it's time for you to start using night cream
What
Nothing Just that your coat sounds like Brent Musberger
Check it out Giants Cowboys You're watching football at a funeral
No it's the pre game I'm gonna watch it at the reception
You're a frightening frightening man
Oh no My new Paolo shoes
I hope they're not ruined
God what a great day
What Weather wise
I know
The air the trees
Even though Nana's gone there's something almost life
Ross are you okay
No l' m fine
Just
Having my worst fear realized but
I' m just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm
What What is it You missed a belt loop
Okay it's in spasm
Here sweetie I took these when I had my gall thing accident
Thanks Mom
Sorry
Hi l' m Andrea
I'm Dorothy's daughter
Hi I'm Chandler and I have no idea who Dorothy is
Look who's up
How do you feel I feel great
I feel great I feel great
Wow those pills really worked
Yeah Not the first two but the second two
I love you guys
You guys are the greatest I love my sister
I love Pheebs
That's so nice
I love you man
And listen if you wanna be gay be gay
It doesn't matter to me
You were right
I do love you
Oh Ross I love you too
Oh no I really love you
I really love you
Oh you don't get it
What do you got there Just a hearing disability
What's the score
Beautiful
Pheebs could you maybe hand me a cracker
Your grandmother would've hated this
Sure What with it being her funeral and all
No I'd be hearing about
Why didn't I get the honey glazed ham
Or I didn't spend enough on flowers Or she'd say：
Why waste your money I don't need flowers l' m dead
That sounds like Nana
Do you know what it's like to grow up
With someone who is critical of every single thing you say
I can imagine
It's a wonder your mother turned out
To be the positive life affirming person she is
That is a wonder
So tell me something Mom If you had to do it all over again
I mean if she was here right now
Would you tell her
T ell her what
How she drove you crazy picking on every little detail
Like your hair for example
I'm not sure I know what you're getting at
Would things have been better if you'd just told her the truth
Some things are better left unsaid
It's nicer when people just get along
More wine
Oh I think so
Those earrings look really lovely on you
Thank you
They're yours
Actually they were Nana's
Now l' m depressed
Even more than I was
Oh look My first grade picture
Please ignore the Dy no mite T shirt
Hey who's this little naked guy That little naked guy would be me
Look at the little thing
Yes fine That is my *****
Can we be grownups now
Who are those people
Got me That's Nana right there in the middle
Yeah let's see
Me and the gang at Java Joe's
You look just like your grandmother How old was she
Let's see 1939
Twenty four twenty five
It looks like a fun gang
Look look look I got Monica naked
Let me see
No no That would be me again
I'm just trying something
Hey Lowell
Oh hey Chandler
So how's it going in financial Services
It's like Mardi Gras without the papier mache heads
How about you
Good Good Listen
I don't know what Shelly told you about me but
I' m not
I know That's what I told her
Really
So you can tell
Pretty much Most of the time We have a kind of radar
So you don't think I have
A quality
Speaking for my people I'd have to say no
By the way your friend Brian from Payroll He is
He is And way out of your league
Out of my league
I could get a Brian If I wanted to get a Brian I could get a Brian
Hey Brian Hey Brian